Carlene: Don't worry, we're in God's hands.
Amanda: Then why did God let them tie up ours?

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• Added: May 06, 2012

Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, Pastor Tudor, nobody understands Revelations - never have, never will - and, anyways, by the time it comes around we will all be dead!

Carlene

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Don't argue with me. I have pesos and I'm packing.

Gigi

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I'll hold him down while you slit his throat.

Gigi

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Bless all the major appliances.

Tudor

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Juan Valdez might not understand English, but I'll be he'll understand sex. Work it! Get us out of here!

Cricket

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What is the plural of Judas?!

Carlene

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Well, if avoiding you was a sin we'd all gone to Hell a long time ago.

Carlene

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