Amanda: Can you go to hell for hating somebody?
Pastor: I hope not. I really, really hope not. Really.
Losing twelve pounds is a stomach virus. Losing 60 is sexy.Gigi
Amanda Amanda dear director Amanda.Carlene
I'm on day four of an ice cube and bamboo cleanse.Cricket
Carlene: We've been hoodwinked.
Cricket: By a delusional woman who thinks she can still fit in to her old cheerleader uniform.
Amanda: Um, excuse, me I totally can.
You couldn't become a star even if Hollywood was destroyed by a meteor.Amanda
I am just not in the position to give up alcohol, sushi, or grabbing stimulus dollars for nine months.Cricket
Zach: Sharon, you might just be on to something, I don't recall any fat people in The Bible.
Sharon: I know, right?
Amanda: Hey, I worked boobilicious after the Texas - LU game. Nothing scares me.
John: I served eighteen months in Iraq, some of the ladies around here do.
Amanda, Amanda, Amanda I just keep walking in to you in the most unnatural of situations.Carlene
I'm sure she's a bottomless pit of inspiration.Cricket
Let's take these babies and make us some babies.Cricket