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GCB Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 7: "Sex Is Divine"

Amanda: Hey, I worked boobilicious after the Texas - LU game. Nothing scares me.
John: I served eighteen months in Iraq, some of the ladies around here do.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carlene: Amanda, Amanda, Amanda I just keep walking in to you in the most unnatural of situations.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cricket: I'm sure she's a bottomless pit of inspiration.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: Let's take these babies and make us some babies.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: If this is what it takes for Panda's to hump no wonder they're going extinct!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: What the hell is a heckhouse?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "Turn the Other Cheek"

Carlene: Just look at them she drives men to drive off cliffs and he has terrible taste in women. Who am I to say they are not meant for each other?
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: Speaking of Daddy business, you seem very busy up at the ranch with your new foreman, Randy.
Blake: Rusty.
Cricket. Rusty.
Blake: That relationship has nothing to do with this. Never has, you know that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sharon: Look at my parasol, it twirls.
 • Rating: Unrated

Elizabeth: Well I must have heard wrong because you couldn't have possibly sent away a good man just because you're scared of some blonde nitwit in twenty-inch heels.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: Today's sophisticate and dynamic woman decides and accepts what her life is going to be it's not fair to someone just to walk in there and rip it to hell just because he has a penis.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: Look at Carlene, she can be so lovely, so gracious, almost human.
Elizabeth: You know darling have you ever considered that she is actually capable of a generous gesture where you're considered? She's really trying to embrace the idea of you and her brother.
Amanda: No.
Elizabeth: Me either.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carlene: Oh Amanda, sweet pacifist Amanda.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: Don't you dare get all weepy on me. If you have to cry you put this deer caller in your mouth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: How do you apologize for shooting someone?
Elizabeth: That is an etiquette conundrum you will not find in Emily Post. You know, I have Dick Cheney's number someplace.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlene: At least you're using your boobies for good and not evil.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 4: "A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing"

Carlene: And I love your Selena. Someone shot her, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carlene: When I walked in on my son greasin' his gun, I was bein' punished!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Amanda: As God is my witness I will never wear pants to church again!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gigi: I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I'm with ya.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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