GCB

GCB Quotes (Page 3)

Season 1 Episode 4: "A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing"

Cricket: Dirty dancin' in public with another woman?
Blake: Better than dirty dancin' in public with another man.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: Truthfully?
Blake: No, please lie. Cause it's a $35 million investment and I would like it to fail.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Amanda: I didn't realize I had broken a commandment. Thou shall not wear slacks to church.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 3: "Love is Patient"

Zach: Sharon, from the moment we were crowned at prom I swear, every time I imagined how my life would be, you were at my side. And now I hurt ya. Can you forgive me?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Cricket: That is the last time I volunteer to be a happily married couple. The singles here are creepy.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ripp: I just wish I could figure out why my bit won't drill.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Cricket: I don't remember the exact verse, but the bible is just full of that kind of whoop ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cricket: Why you askin' me? From the way you talk Ripp knocks the nickels out of you every five seconds.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Hell Hath No Fury"

Carlene: Amanda, because of your unspeakable cruelty, I transformed myself from a javelina to the beautiful, powerful Christian woman you see before you today.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Amanda: It's you and me Carlene. We are going to throw down.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carlene: Now nobody can call me a hypocrite.
Amanda: Of course you're a hypocrite Carlene. You make us dress like a nun and you look like that.
Carlene: I have been saved. I have a wonderful spiritual husband who likes 'em where he can see 'em.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cricket: Well, well, well, Carlene. I think Amanda just out Christianed you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amanda: It was so nice of you to remind my children that their daddy died in a fiery crash.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gigi: You know it was awfully nice of her to dedicate this song to you.
Amanda: Mother, Jesus Take The Wheel? My husband died in a car crash.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gigi: Nothing ever blows over with Carlene. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 1: "Series Premiere"

Amanda: I'm thankful to have a job at Booby Licous. I'm grateful to my employer, The Kitten Corp, which is a wholly owned subsidiary of C**kburn Unlimited. God bless Ripp and Carlene. C**kburn. For these and all your gifts may we be truly endeavored to walk the good Christian path.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: You are so judgmental. If memory serves, even Jesus hung around with thieves and whores.
Carlene: Not in my neighborhood he didn't.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amanda: Oh yeah, fun fact! Dallas has more churches per capita than anywhere on earth and Dallas has more strip clubs than anywhere on earth. Two plus two equals a double standard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Heather: Well, it's the best meat market in the world and I do not want to be seen next to you, you look too spectacular.
Amanda: Happy Huntin'!
 • Rating: Unrated

Sharon: You broke commandment number eight!
Carlene: I did not steal. It's research.
 • Rating: Unrated

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