And I love your Selena. Someone shot her, right?

Carlene

When I walked in on my son greasin' his gun, I was bein' punished!

Carlene

As God is my witness I will never wear pants to church again!

Amanda

I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I'm with ya.

Gigi

Cricket: Dirty dancin' in public with another woman?
Blake: Better than dirty dancin' in public with another man.

Amanda: Truthfully?
Blake: No, please lie. Cause it's a $35 million investment and I would like it to fail.

I didn't realize I had broken a commandment. Thou shall not wear slacks to church.

Amanda

Sharon, from the moment we were crowned at prom I swear, every time I imagined how my life would be, you were at my side. And now I hurt ya. Can you forgive me?

Zach

That is the last time I volunteer to be a happily married couple. The singles here are creepy.

Cricket

I just wish I could figure out why my bit won't drill.

Ripp

I don't remember the exact verse, but the bible is just full of that kind of whoop ass.

Cricket

Why you askin' me? From the way you talk Ripp knocks the nickels out of you every five seconds.

Cricket

GCB Quotes

Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.

I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.

Amanda