And I love your Selena. Someone shot her, right?Carlene
When I walked in on my son greasin' his gun, I was bein' punished!Carlene
As God is my witness I will never wear pants to church again!Amanda
I've been through too much to cry. Husband's death, family trauma, democratic administrations. Don't worry. I'm with ya.Gigi
Cricket: Dirty dancin' in public with another woman?
Blake: Better than dirty dancin' in public with another man.
Blake: No, please lie. Cause it's a $35 million investment and I would like it to fail.
I didn't realize I had broken a commandment. Thou shall not wear slacks to church.Amanda
Sharon, from the moment we were crowned at prom I swear, every time I imagined how my life would be, you were at my side. And now I hurt ya. Can you forgive me?Zach
That is the last time I volunteer to be a happily married couple. The singles here are creepy.Cricket
I just wish I could figure out why my bit won't drill.Ripp
I don't remember the exact verse, but the bible is just full of that kind of whoop ass.Cricket
Why you askin' me? From the way you talk Ripp knocks the nickels out of you every five seconds.Cricket