The closest I ever came to abstinence was no salt in my margarita.Cricket
Amanda: I can't believe all the hostility. Was I that bad back then?
Gigi: Oh honey, you were a bitch with teeth.
Well, darlin', we all hope you're here for good. And not for evil.Carlene
Amanda: I've been sober for 18 months mother.
Amanda: Bill's car wasn't the only thing spinning out of control.
I mean why would anybody in their right mind leave Dallas for Southern California? We've got the same weather without the liberals.Gigi
Her head was in Bill's lap and she was not givin' him directions.Heather
Carlene: We're gonna follow the advice of Psalms 18:39.
Sharon: Um..my bible's in my other purse.
I don't care how bad things are. I will never go back to Dallas.Amanda