Gilmore Girls "Haunted Leg" Quotes
(After Lorelai asked her to switch bodies with her)
Rory: Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you just pretend we did and go around acting really immature. Oh wait...
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Rory: Grandma was only trying to help.
Lorelai: Do you still believe in Santa Claus?
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Emily: Why are you throwing cutlery in a public place?
Lorelai: Uh, 'cause I feel stupid doing it at home?
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Kirk: (to Lorelai) I think you're the prettiest girl I've ever seen -- outside of a really filthy magazine.
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Lorelai: But this goes against every rule I have in the Gilmore Survival Guide. Number one: No running with scissors. Number two: No page-boy haircuts. Number three: Never, ever have lunch alone with the mother.
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Lorelai: We can't have a mouse running around the inn. Our guests will freak.
Michel: Tell them it's a baby. People love babies. They'll talk to it in funny voices.
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Total Quotes: 6
