Paris: (on asking Rory to run for Vice President) Because people think you're nice. You're quiet, you say excuse me, you look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. People don't fear you.
Rory: Hey, I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

Rory: Fourth rung of hell, party of one.
Lorelai: Well, at least my feet won't get cold.

Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 22 Quotes

Dean: (Referring to Babette and Miss Patty singing) So, how many cocktails caused that?
Rory: Oh, they haven't had any cocktails yet.
Dean: Really?
Rory: Oh yeah, when they start having cocktails we're gonna have to hide you.

(Lorelai is trying to patch things up with Luke, who remains oblivious to it)
Lorelai: So, this is how it's gonna be with us now, huh?
Luke: No idea what you're talking about.
Lorelai: You're pulling a Mr. Freeze on me.
Luke: I'm not pulling a Mr. Freeze on you.
Lorelai: Please. I'm gonna need snow chains just to get out of here.
Luke: I assume you want coffee with your donuts.
Lorelai: I'm sorry, Luke. It was a bad night. I completely freaked out. I said some things... Did you get my note? I wrote you a note.
Luke: Got your note.
Lorelai: You got my note. Did you read my note?
Luke: Read your note.
Lorelai: And?
Luke: It was very well-written
Lorelai: That's it?
Luke: I also enjoyed the Garfield stationary. That's one funny cat.
Lorelai: I said I was sorry, Luke.
Luke: Yes, you did.
Lorelai: I said it like a million times.
Luke: You said it four times, but I understand you're embellishing for dramatic effects.
Lorelai: Stop.
Luke: Stop what?
Lorelai: Oh, stop this robot talk. If you're mad, just act like you're mad at me.
Luke: I'm not mad at you.
Lorelai: You're being really, really unfair. Rory was in the hospital.
Luke: Lorelai, what is it exactly that you want me to do? I'm not mad, I'm not holding a grudge, I heard your apology, I feel I'm being polite, I listened to your donut bit, I got you your coffee. What would make you happy?
Lorelai: I want Luke back.
Luke: He's standing right here.
Lorelai: No, he's not. (she walks out of the diner)