Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 3: "Kill Me Now" Quotes
Mrs. Shales: Do you have children?
Lorelai: A daughter.
Mrs. Shales: Do you hate her?
Lorelai: No.
Mrs. Shales: Not ever?
Lorelai: Well, I wasn't wildly fond of her during labor.
Mrs. Shales: That was the high point for me.
Lorelai: The dinner was so wonderful, Mira.
Sarah: It's Sarah.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm sorry.
(Sarah leaves)
Lorelai: Mom! Her name is Sarah!
Emily: I thought she said Mira.
Lorelai: Ugh.
Emily: Mira, come cut the cake please.
Lorelai: Yes, and why don't you bring Sarah out here with you?
Emily: So, Lorelai, how are things at that charming little inn of yours?
Lorelai: Mm -- they're still charming and little. We're just crossing our fingers it doesn't assert itself and become rude and large.
Mrs. Shales: Their father spoiled them.
Lorelai: Oh, they're just excited.
Mrs. Shales: They're spoiled. And they won't move away.
Lorelai: I'm sorry. Dad, how do you mix up Anton and Sophia?
Richard: What do you mean?
Lorelai: Well, one is a man and one is a woman.
Richard: And your point being?
Lorelai: That one is a man and one is a woman.
Richard: I have a lot to do in a day, Lorelai. I don't have time to keep up with the multitudes of people that your mother employs.
Lorelai: But one is a man and one is a woman.
Rory: Is it hard to become a member here?
Richard: Everyone has to go through a thorough screening process.
Rory: Kind of like the FBI?
Richard: We're much more thorough than that.
(referring to Michel) Can't stand the talk. Love to watch the walk.
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