Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 3: "Red Light on the Wedding Night" Quotes

Lorelai: Pack!
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Pack.
Rory: What's going on?
Lorelai: We are hitting the road.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Pack everything. Traveling light is for girls.
Rory: What's going on here? Why are we hitting the road?
Lorelai: We haven't taken a road trip in forever and the weather is perfect.
Rory: We can't take a road trip. You're getting married this weekend.
Lorelai: Do you have my blue swimsuit?
Rory: What about Max?
Lorelai: Sunscreen, we need sunscreen.
Rory: Mom, stop.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Are you and Max getting married?
Lorelai: No.
Rory: Why?
Lorelai: (starts crying) Because I didn't want to try on my wedding dress every night.

Lorelai: Did you mean all those things you said about marriage?
Luke: What things?
Lorelai: You really want me to repeat them to you?
Luke: No I mean, I guess, for some people, marriage isn't the worst thing in the world. I mean it's probably better than being hobbled or something like that.
Lorelai: And people can evolve together don't you think?
Luke: Maybe.
Lorelai: Yoko and John Lennon did. They got closer and closer as the years went by. At the end they even had the same face.
Luke: It got a little spooky.
Lorelai: But cool
Luke: Yeah, they were lucky. I guess if you can find that one person, you know, who's willing to put up with all your crap and doesn't want to change you or dress you, or you know, make you eat French food, then marriage can be all right...but that's only if you find that person.
Lorelai: Yeah, if you find that person.

I feel like crap on toast.

Michel

Rory: Wow, totally deserted.
Lorelai: We're the last ones left.
Rory: So, are we almost there?
Lorelai: We're almost there, and nowhere near it. All that matters is we're going.
Rory: We're practically gone already.
Lorelai: Look out, world!

(about Max knowing his way around the kitchen)
Rory: He has much knowledge.
Lorelai: We shall form a cult around him.
Rory: Build a statue many stories high.
Lorelai: We shall grow our hair long and stop bathing.

Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

Rory: Oh, I printed up some sample invitations for you. I made them on my computer.
Lorelai: Awww.
Rory: All you have to do is pick out a quote for the front page, and I'll print them up.
Lorelai: Okay. Um "What is love? It is the morning and the evening star." Ugh.
Rory: Sinclair Lewis.
Lorelai: Sinclair Sappy Lewis.
Rory: Fine, next.
Lorelai: "And all went merry as a marriage bell. But hush! Hark! A deep sound strikes like a rising knell!" What is it with poetry?
Rory: Lord Byron.
Lorelai: Byron and Lewis, together again.
Rory: Okay, last one.
Lorelai: "We have buried the putrid corpse of liberty." Perfect!
Rory: Mussolini it is.

Lorelai: Max, they're teenagers. They can kiss a little bit.
Max: Okay, well, what do I do if Rory comes home drunk?
Lorelai: Come on!
Max: It happens.
Lorelai: Not to Rory it doesn't.
Max: I know. But theoretically, just in a make believe world, if she did, what would I do?
Lorelai: Nothing.
Max: Excuse me?
Lorelai: No, you would do nothing. I would handle it.
Max: So basically, I have no role in Rory's life.
Lorelai: Max, Rory's done. She's brought up, she's Rory. You don't need a role.
Max: Fine.
Lorelai: I don't see the problem here.
Max: Clearly. So, I should do nothing around here ever.
Lorelai: No, not nothing ever.
Max: What then?
Lorelai: Well, making the garlic bread the other night was really good.

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