Gilmore Girls Season 2 Episode 1: "Sadie, Sadie" Quotes
Everything about me repulses that man. My coffee drinking, my eating habits. Remember when I called him Ranger Bob last week, he hated that!
Lorelai
Luke: But who knows how long you'll work after you're married.
Lorelai: Excuse me?
Luke: But you probably already talked about that, right?
Lorelai: No, but I do think he and my father have come to an agreement on how many goats I'm worth.
I'll be fine. I'm a good clotter.
</i> Sookie
Sookie: What are you doing?
Michel: I am weighing my turkey.
Sookie: Why?
Michel: A group of scientists did a study on rats where they cut their daily calories by 30%.
Sookie: And you felt left out?
Michel: No, the rats lived 30% longer. The scientists were so impressed that they cut their own calories just like the rats.
Sookie: It was a very nice display of solidarity.
(to Lorelai) Fresh coffee'll be ready in a minute, unless you wanna just roll up a dollar bill and go nuts.
Luke
Lorelai: You want tater tots also?
Rory: That's a rhetorical question, right?
(after Rory keeps talking about wedding stuff even though Lorelai wants her to change the subject)
Lorelai: You know how on All in the Family when Edith would be yapping about something and Archie would pretend to make a noose and hang himself or shoot himself in the head?
Rory: Yeah?
Lorelai: I don't know. Something about this moment just made me think of that.
Rory: You should walk down the aisle to Frank Sinatra with a huge bouquet of something that smells really good.
Lorelai: Pot roast.
Rory: Grandma, I can't believe you found the recipe for Beefaroni.
Emily: It wasn't easy. Antonia thought I'd gone insane.
Lorelai: Well...
Emily: No one needs a comment from you.
Bootsy: (reading a gossipy magazine) So, apparently they shoot a gland from a pig's head into Ivana Trump's rear end twice a month to keep her looking young.
Lorelai: Wow, I hope she's not Kosher.
Rory: When is dinner ready?
Lorelai: Do I look like a timer?
Rory: I thought you might have set one.
Lorelai: Silly rabbit.
Rory: Timers are for kids.
Lorelai: I say 10 minutes, it's done.
Rory: Where's Dean?
Lorelai: Getting water.
Rory: You're shameless.
Lorelai: He offered.
Rory: Please...
Lorelai: The first thing he said to me was, 'Hey Lorelai, can I change your water?' What can I say, the kid's a freak!
