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Lorelai:(walking into a dorm room at Harvard) Suzie... Suzie...
Rory: What are you doing?
Lorelai: If anyone catches us in here, that is our excuse. Besides, there is a thirty-percent chance the girl who lives in here is named Suzie.
Rory: Okay, this is breaking and entering. Let's go.
Lorelai: Wait! Let me get a picture of you at the desk. (Rory sits down) No! Look at the book like you're studying. There. (Takes picture)
Rory: Okay, now let's go.
Lorelai: Fine. (Leave dorm room, run into another girl right outside) Oh, hey Suzie!
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(Lorelai and Rory are sitting on stairs at the B&B)
Rory: Why can't we just run out the door past all those people?
Lorelai: Oh, not unless you want to be stopped and answer questions for an hour about Chilton, living in a small town, and your hunky hunky boyfriend.
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(writing in the guestbook) I sat and forever am at work here.Rory
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Woman at the B&B: What happened at to the horse at the end?
Lorelai: It died.
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(Lorelai told the B&B's owner that she's a publisher, who told others)
Lorelai: I published Good Night Spoon... and the Horse that wanted to Bark.
Guest: Oh, I've read to my grandson! The horse really wanted to bark, and it finally does, and... (to Lorelai) How does it end?
Lorelai: It dies.
Rory: But... the horse learned to bark and achieved its goal, so it was really a happy ending!
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Lorelai: They just force someone on you?
Rory: It's all part of the socializing experience.
Lorelai: What if it's a lemon?
Rory: Then I'm stuck with a lemon.
Lorelai: Hari Krishna banging a tambourine all night?
Rory: Then I have to get earplugs.
Lorelai: Serial murderer?
Rory: Then I sleep with a gat strapped to my ankle.
Lorelai: Someone who likes Linkin Park?
Rory: Then I have to drop out.
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A cool B & B. That's like saying an understated Nicolas Cage movie.Rory
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Lorelai: Did you hear? I used 'existentialist' in a sentence.
Rory: I heard.
Lorelai: I've always wanted to do that
Rory: It was very impressive.
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Rory, stop it. We are not going to have this fight in a flowery bedroom with dentists singing Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves in the background. It's too David Lynch!Lorelai
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Rory: We get cranky when we're hungry.
Lorelai: Well, plus, we're above everyone on the planet.
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(writing in guestbook) Satanic forces are at work here.Lorelai
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Lorelai: I think it's time to make a move.
Lorelai: I'm diving in. Sookie and I are finally gonna open that inn.
Luke: Yeah, I know.
Lorelai:: No. I mean now. We've been talking about it and dreaming about it and it's time to finally get going on it.
Luke:: Well, if the time is right.
Lorelai: It is. You think I can hack being a business owner?
Luke: I think you can hack anything.
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