I'm just a big, fat, Wookie-humping loser.

Rory

Rory: Someone's coming to town?
Logan: Kind of.
Rory: Odette?
Logan: Kind of.
Rory: Right. So I guess I'll go.

Lorelai: Michel, he's for me what Paris is for you.
Rory: Your angry friend?
Lorelai: My angry friend.

What's the point of living if we are never going to bag Jennifer Lawrence?!

Michel

If something's good, keep it the same.

Luke

Lorelai: (whispers) How much time do we have left?
Emily: Stop asking that.

Ooo-ber.

Kirk
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Paris: Frankly, it was over the moment he wanted to do something creative.
Rory: Wow. You and Doyle split.
Paris: Well, he's a screenwriter now, Rory. Have you been to the movies lately?
Rory: I know.
Paris: Suddenly he's in jeans and wearing $200 faded rock t-shirts with bands on them he's never seen. He's flying out to 'the coast' as if this is not a coast. He's drinking vodka because it has less carbs. And then he started selling things and then I realized, 'Oh. This is going to stick.'
Rory: I am so sorry.
Paris: It's fine. I'll kill him in court.

Nobody gets to have everything they want in life. Overall, I think I did pretty good.

Luke

Emily: You ever do anything unless its exactly what you want to do – you never have. You blow through life like a natural disaster, knocking down everything and everyone in your path. I wonder if Luke knew what he was getting into with you.
Lorelai: Don't.
Emily: Did you ever even ask him what he wanted? Where he wanted to live? If he wanted children? I'm sure none of that mattered to Lorelai Gilmore, nothing ever matters to her except what she wants and what she feels.

Emily: How dare you call me an idiot! I just lost my husband!
Loreali: I just lost my father!
Emily: And you couldn't care less.

Your father was a great man, a pillar of the community – a man amongst men.

Emily

Gilmore Girls Quotes

Lorelai: Hi, Mom.
Emily: Lorelai, my goodness, this is a surprise. Is it Easter already?
Lorelai: (sounding uncomfortable) No, I just, uh, finished up my business class and I thought I would stop by.
Emily: To see me?
Lorelai: Yes.
Emily: Well, isn't that nice. Come in.
Lorelai: Thanks.
(They walk to the living room.)
Lorelai: The place looks great.
Emily: It hasn't changed.
Lorelai: Well, there you go. How are the girls at the bridge club?
Emily: Old.
Lorelai: Well... good.
(Lorelai and Emily sit, opposite to each other)
Emily: You said you were taking a business class?
Lorelai: Yeah, mmhmm, yeah. I'm taking a business class at the college twice a week. I'm sure I told you.
Emily: Well, if you're sure then you must have. (she pauses) Would you like some tea?
Lorelai: I would love some coffee.
Richard: (calling from another room) Emily? I'm home.
Emily: We're in here.
(Richard walks into the living room)
Lorelai: Hi, Dad.
Richard: What is it, Christmas already?

Lorelai: (speaking to Luke) Wow, you look nice. Really nice.
Luke: I had a meeting earlier at the bank. They like collars. You look nice, too.
Lorelai: I had a flagellation to go to.
Luke: So, what'll you have?
Lorelai: Coffee, in a vat.
Rory: I'll have coffee also. And chili fries.
Luke: That's quite a refined palate you got there.
(Luke walks to the counter)
Lorelai: (to Rory) Behold the healing powers of a bath.