Gilmore Girls Season 2 Quotes
Lorelai: What?
Rory: Nothing.
Lorelai: Say it!
Rory: I've always wanted a little brother.
Lorelai: He looked older the other night!
Rory: How much older could he possibly look?
Lorelai: A lot! He's usually a little scruffy, and then the baseball cap hides the funky hair thing.
Rory: He should've been holding a yo-yo and a lollipop and wearing a beanie with a propeller on it.
Lorelai: He's in his twenties.
Rory: He must have been a very good boy to deserve such a happy day. I bet they let him ride a pony.
Sookie: Are you sure this is Shakespeare?
Dean: What's with all the grunting?
Lorelai: I wish Luke was here, he could translate for us.
Lorelai: Why are you being so mean to me?
Luke: I'm not being mean.
Lorelai: Yes you are. You're being mean.
Luke: Sookie, am I being mean?
Sookie: Well, I wouldn't pay you to put on a red nose and work a birthday party right now.
Luke: Thank God for that.
Lorelai: Why are you so mad at me?
Luke: I just think it's embarrassing.
Lorelai: What is so embarrassing?
Luke: You running around with that kid.
Lorelai: I wasn't running, he's not a kid. We had dinner. You say Chuck E. Cheese, I'll break your nose.
Luke: Hey, I'm not gonna say anything. You go live your life as you please. I got work to do.
(He walks away leaving a confused Lorelai behind)
(At the town's meeting concerning the "Jess situation")
Luke: I've never bothered anyone. I've kept to myself and I've done the best I could. I pay my taxes, and I help people when I can. I haven't pitched in on the decorative pageantry town stuff because it all seems insane to me, but I don't get in the way of that stuff either.
Taylor: What's your point, Luke?
Lorelai: His point is(to Luke) Do you mind?
Luke: Be my guest.
Lorelai: His point is, that if there's a problem
Luke: And I'm not saying there's a problem.
Lorelai: Right, he's not saying there is a problem, but if there it, give him time to deal with it before you storm his diner with torches and pitchforks.
Luke: Right. What I'm dealing with, being a problem, that I don't necessarily agree that I even have.
Lorelai: Right.
Taylor: I didn't get that last part.
Lorelai: Lay off him because what you're all doing stinks.
Lorelai: So, Mia, how's living in Santa Barbara?
Mia: Horrible. Did you know the damn sun shines all the time out there?
Rory: They've written songs about that.
Mia: Well, no one told me that's how it was. Half of my wardrobe is obsolete.
Lorelai: Aw, drag. Hey, you know that vintage-y blue coat?
Mia: You're not getting it.
Taylor: This goes well beyond a head of lettuce, young man. The charges against your nephew are numerous. He stole the 'save the bridge' money.
Luke: He gave that back.
Taylor: He stole a gnome from Babette's garden.
Luke: Pierpont was also returned.
Miss Patty: He hooted one of my dance classes.
Fran: He took a garden hose from my yard.
Man: My son said he set off the fire alarms at school last week.
Lorelai: I heard he controls the weather and wrote the screenplay to Glitter.
Lorelai: Aha!
Luke: Geez! Don't sneak up on me like that.
Lorelai: Yeah, boy, I was lucky you had your phasers on stun, huh?
Rory: Well, at least we're not late. Luke's never late.
Luke: Actually, we're two minutes early.
Rory: Ha! We should get a prize for being on time.
Lorelai: Hey Luke, let's go back to the diner and get some pie as our reward for being on time.
Luke: Then you'd be late.
Lorelai: A funny conundrum, but I want pie.
Luke: You're harassing me now.
Lorelai: I'm not harassing you. We're your groupies. (in high-pitched voice) Oh Luke, you're so dreamy, be my guy!
Rory: (in high-pitched voice) No, be my guy!
Luke: I'm bringing up the need for more police protection at this thing.
Emily: Akron.
Rory: Ohio?
Lorelai: Get out of here!
Emily: I will not get out of here.
Lorelai: No Mom, I didn't mean really get out of here, I mean
Rory: Why is Grandpa in Akron?
Emily: I don't know.
Lorelai: It was just a saying.
Emily: They sent him to deal with some problem with their local office down there.
Lorelai: A saying, you know, like 'save me' or 'get me out of here'. Things like that.
Emily: Lorelai, would you like me to put a mirror in front of you so you can look at yourself while you have this conversation?
Rory: You were a Trekkie?
Luke: I was not a Trekkie.
Lorelai: Oh. Oh, I do believe denying you were a Trekkie is a violation of the prime directive.
Rory: Indubitably, Captain.
Mia: Michel, how nice to see you. Oh and look at that suit! You are quite the dandy, aren't you?
Michel: Well, I had a feeling that a lovely woman was going to be visiting today so I decided I must look my best for her.
Mia: I'm sorry, honey, I didn't catch a word of that.
Rory: He said he missed you.
Mia: You've been in the U.S. for quite some time Michel, your enunciation, should really be better by now.
Michel: The customers seem to understand me just fine.
Mia: I didn't get that either. Did you get the tapes I sent you?
Lorelai: (to Michel) Hey, maybe you should hit the desk. There are a couple of people looking for help.
Michel: Right away. Mia, I... (he salutes and walks off)
Mia: (to Lorelai and Rory) Are you too busy to sneak off with me for a walk?
Rory: Not if it's okay with the boss.
Mia: It's a demand at this point.
Lorelai: Let's go. Michel, hold down the fort.
Michel: Oh, it's a little slow now, so it's no problem.
Rory: (to Mia) Oh, he says that he's never liked and you and that you're a problem.
Michel: I said no such thing!
Mia: I don't know where this hostility comes from! Can we work this out?
Michel: There is nothing to work out.
Rory: He told you to get out!
Michel: I did not!
Mia: I don't know what I did to make him hate me.
Luke: Jess, this is Mia. She owns the Independence Inn.
Jess: Oh.
Luke: That's "hello, nice to meet you" in slacker.
Mia: And there was that year you wore the same shirt everywhere you went.
Luke: I don't remember that.
Lorelai: Must have been something flannel.
Mia: No, it was from that TV show, that famous one.
Luke: It's not important.
Mia: Star Trek, that's it!
