Gilmore Girls Season 2 Quotes
Michel: All right, the piano movers will be here at eight and the chairs will be set up at nine. All the rooms are made up and ready. I will be in at ten. Now I am going home unless you would like me to stay.
Lorelai: Actually, I would, thanks.
Michel: No, I'm sorry, I think I said that wrong. I am going home now unless you would like me to stay.
Lorelai: I would love you to stay, thanks for offering.
Michel: Okay, see, once again, my English not so good. One more time. I am going home now after working six hours longer than I usually work and performing tasks I despise and am ashamed of, and now I am going home to wash off the stench of this horrifying day, that is, unless, for some unknown Godforsaken reason, you need me to stay. Lorelai: Well, actually...
Michel: Goodbye.
Dean: (Referring to Babette and Miss Patty singing) So, how many cocktails caused that?
Rory: Oh, they haven't had any cocktails yet.
Dean: Really?
Rory: Oh yeah, when they start having cocktails we're gonna have to hide you.
Rory: I'm so sorry, Mom.
Lorelai: (sarcastically) Aw, really? You didn't make that clear.
Lorelai: Oh, I'm so excited! Isn't this exciting?
Man: I've been doing this for eight years.
Lorelai: Oh. Not so exciting for you, then.
Rory: Note to self: Impulsive definitely does not work for me.
I think I just forgot everything I've ever known. (grabbing Rory's arm) Child, what be your name?
Lorelai
Liza: Can it!
Zach: Stuff it!
Lorelai: (to Sookie) They're in love.
Rory: Thank you so much for bringing me here! You know, I might just show you my withering stare in return.
Jess: I'm a lucky man.
(to Rory) OK, look. Nobody wants to say this any less than me, but maybe you don't have a medical condition or a mental problem. Maybe, honey, you are falling for Jess.
Lorelai
Rory: Do they allow hot dogs in the subway?
Jess: You are such an out-of-towner!
Emily: That's a camera?
Lorelai: That's a camera.
Richard: It looks like a toy.
Man: Excuse me, I'm so sorry to bother you. Which way is 44th?
Rory: Oh, um, that way.
Man: Great, thanks.
Rory: I got asked directions.
Jess: I saw.
Rory: He took me for a native. That's so cool.
Jess: That's very impressive. Forty-fourth's the other way.
