Favorite Girls Quotes
Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.
Hannah
I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.
Elijah
Holding on to toxic relationships keeps us from growing.
Adam
Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.
Shoshanna
It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."
Hannah
I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.
Hannah
I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.
Marnie [about Adam]
It's probably like his asshole wearing a friendship bracelet.
Hannah
Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?
Hannah
I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.
Hannah
Enjoy going through life as yourself.
Marnie
Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.
