Don't look back, but I look exactly like a poodle with her head sticking out the window!

Tally

I need to see how other people see me, because it's the only way that I can see myself.

Tally

Marnie: I had a love dream about you.
Ray: What the fuck is a love dream?
Marnie: I love you. It can't be you. It just... It can't. It can't be you.
Ray: I think it might be me, Marn. I really do.

Elijah: I'm like three beers away from trying to fuck you.
Loreen: Apparently you're my type.

I'm Hannah forever. No matter what I do, no matter whether I start a new nuclear missile crisis with my emotions, or I sit back and chill and give someone a fruit basket, I can only control the mayhem that I create around me. But the crazy thing is, when I showed up, I heard screaming and I heard my name and I heard madness. And I knew that I was free. At least for tonight. That's all. Thank you.

Hannah

There's a typo. Mm. Sloppy.

Ray

It definitely was not easy, and I definitely feel like I'm more of, like, a dumpling than a woman at this point.

Hannah

I read Shailene Woodley likes to go to a private area, open her vagina, let the sun in, and that's how she gets her glow. So when she goes to, like, the Insurgent premiere, that's not makeup, that's sun in her pussy.

Hannah

Marnie: How many people even come to an orgy?
Elijah: Well, I don't want to brag, but Pablo only really invites the "elite," usually from the Broadway sphere. So it'll be small, probably like 15. I think it's gonna be a really good way for me to network.

Hannah: I don't think you need to take an acting class, baby.
Elijah: Thank you! I'm gonna fuck my way to the middle.

Surf School Employee: OK, but you can swim, right? Because it's kind of a liability issue if you can't.
Hannah: I can 100% swim. I have a fun sense of humor.

Ray: What's up? What's going on here? Where's all my stuff?
Adam: Well, we needed a clearer space for sex reasons, so we thought we'd give you your own area.
Ray: So you put my stuff in the corner?

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.