I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book.

Hannah

I think journal implies a 13 year old girl who rides horses, and is obsessed with her mom and it's not what I'm doing.

Hannah

Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?

Hannah

Guys like that will try anything once, even love.

Jessa

I don't like it when you assfucked my best friend in the heart.

Ray

Marnie: What are you like in love with him?
Ray: More than you are!

I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.

Hannah

Sometimes you say shit that sounds made up.

Adam

You might just need to face up to the fact that you're just not meant for a job in the traditional sense.

Adam

I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.