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We watched "Wild Things" once and I was pretty sure we were gonna start jacking off together, but then he dated you and I realized his issues were way more complicated than just him being gay.

Elijah [to Marnie]

They're a lot of fun. They're theatre people- your favorite breed.

Hannah [to Marnie]

She's just like walking around, bossing everyone around, like a mean skinny Miss Hannigan.

Elijah [about Marnie]

I learned a lot of great communications games in rehab.


Guys we're so disconnected. I thought this would just be a nice opportunity for us to have fun together and prove to everyone via Instagram that we could still have fun as a group.


Oh my God, I'm not staying down here. It's like a monsoon is brewing.


Jessa, I put you in the lighthouse because it's bohemian.


Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.

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