Girls "Boys" Quotes
Hannah [to Jessa]: You are so mean when you're depressed.
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Jessa: This book doesn't matter, that's the first thing you need to know. It's not gonna matter to the people who read it or to you.
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Ray: Usually when people say they wanna be a writer they really don't wanna do anything except, ya know, eat and masturbate.
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Shoshanna: Okay seriously, I cannot believe I have a friend who signed a book deal, it's so adult and intriguing.
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Ray [to Hannah]: Hey what are you doing here only 12 minutes late?
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Marnie: She keeps saying she has news, but I bet she just wrote a blog post or found a new hot dog or something.
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Hannah: You don't know what a pistachio is?
Hannah's Idol: It's like a little penis.
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Total Quotes: 7