Girls Season 5 Episode 2: "Good Man" Quotes
You ever heard of a little lady called Hannah Horvath? That, my friend, was an issue of timing. Bad timing. Yeah, right around when we met she had just gone in for this big vagina surgery. That's what she told me at least.
Laird
You feel something for me. I know it. You're hiding behind your accent.
Adam
I'm done being shitty. Shitty is old news.
Jessa
Principal: What are we gaining from having them read this book now?
Hannah: I think they're gonna gain a unique understanding of how Jewish men, particularly in their twenties, are this, just, very specific mix of sexual bravado and extreme self-hatred, and it can be really destructive to the girls they choose to fuck.
OK, Keith, well, I don't really know why my dad's wallet would've fallen out of the pants he said he was removing if you just kissed, so I'm starting to feel like I can't really trust any of you people. And by "you people," I don't mean homosexuals, I mean white men over 50, so can I please just have the wallet?
Hannah
Because we are friends. Because you know as well as I do even if we could be together, even if Hannah didn't exist, that I would destroy you. And you would destroy me.
Jessa
Tad: Well, try to hold on to him, will ya?
Hannah: Why does everybody keep saying that to me? Like I'm just gonna misplace him, like a pair of keys.
What about my important coffee work?
Elijah [to Ray]
I have to go, Hannah's having a gay emergency with her gay dad.
Elijah
Oh, no way, Cosette.
Elijah
Tad: I don't know what to do.
Hannah: That's okay. I'm here. And I'm always gonna be here, so.
