Girls "It's a Shame About Ray" Quotes
Thomas John [to Jessa]: I'm a miracle. I'm a unicorn. I'm a f**king needle in the haystack and you're just some f**king dumb hipster who's munching my hay!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Audrey [to Marnie]: I'm tired of being polite. You're a f**king stepford psycho and I'm tired of seeing you around everyone.
• Rating: Unrated
Hannah: It's like having a clit in your butt.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shoshanna: What's a butt plug?
• Rating: Unrated
Hannah: Unlike you, I'd do almost anything sexually.
• Rating: Unrated
Shoshanna [to Hannah}: Um seriously though, I like really think that the best years of your life are like totally gonna happen here.
• Rating: Unrated
Ray [to Shoshanna]: We're all adults, you can tell them we had sex. That's why we're late, because we had sex.
• Rating: Unrated
Jessa: Oooh I hate when people are early, it's so vile.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Hannah: There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9