I guess it's classic to have to masturbate 8-16 times a night until your legs shake and you're crying and you're trying to make sure your parents didn't hear you so you check their door 8 times.

Hannah

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• Added: March 03, 2013

C'mon you're not anorexic, that's ridiculous. I've seen you in a bathing suit.

Hannah's Dad

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• Added: March 03, 2013

Ray {to Marnie]: Turn this potential energy into kinetic energy.

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• Added: March 03, 2013

You know who ends up living their dreams? Sad messes like Charlie.

Marnie

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• Added: March 03, 2013

The app is free, but breaking the word to yourself isn't.

Charlie [to Marnie]

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• Added: March 03, 2013

I'll be staring at you like a creep, because I'm a creep.

Adam

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• Added: March 03, 2013

Where is she? What is she wearing? Is it linen?

Shoshanna

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• Added: March 03, 2013