Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.

Shoshanna

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• Added: January 12, 2014

I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.

Hannah

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• Added: January 12, 2014

No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.

Hannah

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• Added: January 12, 2014

This rocking chair is so pointy, it’s not giving me any room to express myself.

Hannah

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• Added: January 12, 2014

Marnie: Since when is Jessa even a drug addict?
Hannah: She’s really just a life addict.

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• Added: January 12, 2014

I’m really really not hungry so I guess just order me a short stack of pancakes and some turkey bacon, but I guess if they don’t have turkey bacon get me regular bacon. And a milkshake.

Hannah

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I just think that women get stuck in a vortex of guilt and jealous with each other that keeps them from seeing situation’s clearly.

Adam

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My friend Rachel is fully addicted to blueberry redbull and she always tells me she hasn’t had one and she tells like with a blue tongue.

Shoshanna

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• Added: January 12, 2014

Wowwww, when was the last time an addict lied?

Adam

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• Added: January 12, 2014