Girls Quotes
No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.
Hannah
This rocking chair is so pointy, it’s not giving me any room to express myself.
Hannah
Marnie: Since when is Jessa even a drug addict?
Hannah: She’s really just a life addict.
I’m really really not hungry so I guess just order me a short stack of pancakes and some turkey bacon, but I guess if they don’t have turkey bacon get me regular bacon. And a milkshake.
Hannah
I just think that women get stuck in a vortex of guilt and jealous with each other that keeps them from seeing situation’s clearly.
Adam
My friend Rachel is fully addicted to blueberry redbull and she always tells me she hasn’t had one and she tells like with a blue tongue.
Shoshanna
Wowwww, when was the last time an addict lied?
Adam
Really knowing someone is something else. It’s a completely different thing and when it happens you won’t be able to miss it. You will be aware. And you won’t hurt or be afraid. Okay?
Adam [to Marnie]
Basically it’s been a very sexually adventurous time for me. I’m alternating nights of freedom with nights of academic focus. So at the end of my senior year I will have had both experiences while also still being super well prepared for the professional world.
Shoshanna
Adam: I don’t hate your friends I’m just not interested in anything that they have to say.
Hannah: I’m not interested in anything they have to say, that’s not the point of friendship!
I feel like Laura might be gay. Hear me out Laura, you hated having sex with your boyfriend even though he played hockey. And, and your vest.
Jessa
Just how awkward it is watching everyone trying to get it up for each other.
Jessa
