Older man: What's your name, darling?
Marnie: I'm Magita. Magita Perez.
Marnie: You have an accent that you didn't have before. You talk differently.
Charlie: No. No, you just don't remember me right.
Desi: Open your heart to me. Bella, open your heart to me now!
Marnie: It's fucking OPEN!
Marnie: You're playing aggressive guitar at me.
Desi: There's nothing aggressive about that, it's a ballad.
She's a beautiful fuckin' rainbow. Cutting and sublime. And she's gonna be the best fuckin' therapist ever. I envy her future patients because she's a truth-teller. And her perfect face is the least beautiful thing about her.Adam [about Jessa]
You know, I've actually never had sex with a woman before. I mean, I've done other stuff. I went to Oberlin, so I'm not, like, a monster.Hannah
Sometimes, at night, I think about Japan, and I'm like, "Did I create this country in my mind?"Shoshanna
Hannah: Plus, isn't gay husband kind of the same as no husband, sexually speaking?
Loreen: No, sex has never been our problem. It's actually even been better lately. Less pressure. Mm mm mm.
I think you guys really did fuck me up.Hannah [to her mother]
You are incapable of loving someone who is kind to you.Loreen
Maybe nothing went wrong. Maybe the relationship just lasted for the amount of time it was supposed to. Maybe all relationships have, like, a finite life span. Like Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Danson. Or Fran and me.Hannah
Hannah: Adam was actually more sane than Fran, he was just in the body of a psychopath.
Jessa: Actually, that's not true. Adam's completely insane. And he's bow-legged. Which is disgusting.