Girls

Girls Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 6: "Boys"

Hannah: You don't know what a pistachio is?
Hannah's Idol: It's like a little penis.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 5: "One Man's Trash"

Hannah: I could really be putting myself in a Ted Bundy situation. He also looked handsome, clean...and probably had a brownstone. Okay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hannah: Please don't tell anyone this, but I wanna be happy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: What the f*ck you guys looking at? Go back to your panda videos before I turn off the wi-fi.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 4: "It's a Shame About Ray"

Thomas John [to Jessa]: I'm a miracle. I'm a unicorn. I'm a f**king needle in the haystack and you're just some f**king dumb hipster who's munching my hay!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Audrey [to Marnie]: I'm tired of being polite. You're a f**king stepford psycho and I'm tired of seeing you around everyone.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: It's like having a clit in your butt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shoshanna: What's a butt plug?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: Unlike you, I'd do almost anything sexually.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shoshanna [to Hannah}: Um seriously though, I like really think that the best years of your life are like totally gonna happen here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray [to Shoshanna]: We're all adults, you can tell them we had sex. That's why we're late, because we had sex.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jessa: Oooh I hate when people are early, it's so vile.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hannah: There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 3: "Bad Friend"

Hannah: It's a Wednesday night baby and I'm alive!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Elijah: We're just all living in Hannah's world! And it's all Hannah Hannah Hannah all the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Elijah: God I love coke, it's like a f**king therapy session.
 • Rating: Unrated

Elijah: Let's have the type of night where it's 5 am and one of us has definitely punched someone who's been on a Disney channel show.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shoshanna: I didn't get any sleep last night because Ray only wants to watch old episodes of Ally McBeal all night long.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: I'm planning on writing an article that exposes all my vulnerabilities to the entire internet.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: Re the threesome, I have enough trouble focusing where to place my attention on one person's body.
 • Rating: Unrated

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