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Girls

I always promised myself I'd never get married until I had a swimming pool in my living room.

Hannah

Great about med school, so exciting! How are the hot doctors-to-be? I always watch Grey's Anatomy. I never miss an episode.

Hannah

Oh the old Flo Job, you know her just sluttin' around.

Hannah

Grandma Flo: Wow you look nice, what did you do?
Hannah: Oh I gained 15 pounds.

Adam: The only thing I remember about my grandma is that she had rough skin and spit a lot.
Hannah: My grandma's very neat and she had skin like a kitten's ear.

This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!

Hannah

By the way your Netflix came. Bridget Jones 2, seriously?

Marnie [to Ray]

I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you.

Marnie [to Ray]

I'm not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles.

Jessa

He's gonna need you to support him and forgive him, because he's gonna be an asshole.

Patti Lupone

Does she mean "have fun" because broadway is the most seductive of mistresses?

Hannah

I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.

Hannah [about Adam]
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Girls Quotes

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.

Hannah

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah
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