Hey mommy can I ask you a question? Is it normal when you get to a new place to think about suicide for the first time ever?


Student 1: The main character is a girl with a lot of tattoos named Anna.
Student 2: Who needs to eat every 2 hours or she passes out.

Nobody's moving to Iowa, ever. But I'm so happy for you.


I mean a lot of people think I'm 19. I get carded all the time and no one think I'm legal, like in the bedroom.


I mean, two thumbs the fuck up.


Marnie this business is not for sissy bitches.

Elijah [to Marnie]

They're like the laziest bulimics you've ever met.


You made the choice, you need to survive. You made the choice, you need to survive. Everyone's path will unwind just right, everyone's path will unwind ju-


You're pussying out on this whole thing. The thing that we're all trying to do which is make it work regardless of location, right where we are.

Jessa [to Hannah]

You can't go to Connecticut. You will die there.

Jessa [to Beedie]

To Hannah, taking her next step through a series of random steps.


To our daughter Hannah, slow to grow but oh how beautiful is the blossom.

Hannah's dad

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.