I'm really intuitive about these things. I've predicted two of my friends divorces, one pregnancy, and a couple of natural disasters.

Elijah

It came from like a deep place of insecurity. I'm not proud, at all.

Marnie

Thank you, it's really helpful to know you were a fuck-up too.

Shoshanna [to Marnie]

BD I'm not gonna help you kill yourself. Really I can not keep having this discussion. The first day I thought it was colorful and cute, but now it's just getting bizarre.

Jessa

If you're here to tell me what a bad person I am, I don't wanna hear it. Seriously I know. And no I have not told Shoshanna yet but I will and I fucking know I have to do it. And I know that I need to have more respect for the emotional property of other women and I know that I use sex for validation because it's what I do.

Marnie

You know we're not gonna find out of course, we want it to be a surprise, but I can feel the labia forming. This is a woman.

Caroline

I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star, and I don't know, you were supposed to be the famous artist in this group and now you're just working in advertising.

Shoshanna

You're saying I'm sweet, I'm saying you're sweet, it's sweet.

Marnie

You an underdog? You look like a f**king Kennedy.

Patti LuPone [to Elijah]

Am I seriously the only one of us who prides herself on being a truly authentic person?

Hannah

We didn't really talk about it, you know you talked about it and I listened.

Hannah [to Adam]

Hannah: What drama? This is just me?
Adam: Exactly.

Girls Quotes

I just realized I got so good at taking selfies, I wasn't feeling challenged anymore.

Elijah

Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.

Hannah