I'm really intuitive about these things. I've predicted two of my friends divorces, one pregnancy, and a couple of natural disasters.Elijah
It came from like a deep place of insecurity. I'm not proud, at all.Marnie
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Thank you, it's really helpful to know you were a fuck-up too.Shoshanna [to Marnie]
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BD I'm not gonna help you kill yourself. Really I can not keep having this discussion. The first day I thought it was colorful and cute, but now it's just getting bizarre.Jessa
If you're here to tell me what a bad person I am, I don't wanna hear it. Seriously I know. And no I have not told Shoshanna yet but I will and I fucking know I have to do it. And I know that I need to have more respect for the emotional property of other women and I know that I use sex for validation because it's what I do.Marnie
You know we're not gonna find out of course, we want it to be a surprise, but I can feel the labia forming. This is a woman.Caroline
I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star, and I don't know, you were supposed to be the famous artist in this group and now you're just working in advertising.Shoshanna
You're saying I'm sweet, I'm saying you're sweet, it's sweet.Marnie
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You an underdog? You look like a f**king Kennedy.Patti LuPone [to Elijah]
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Am I seriously the only one of us who prides herself on being a truly authentic person?Hannah
We didn't really talk about it, you know you talked about it and I listened.Hannah [to Adam]
Hannah: What drama? This is just me?
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I just realized I got so good at taking selfies, I wasn't feeling challenged anymore.Elijah
Your whole story is like a winky face emoji followed by a poop emoji.Hannah
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