Shoshanna: It doesn't hurt.
Ray: Good because I haven't done anything yet.

Is this the game? You chase me like I'm in the fucking Beatles for six months, and then when I finally get comfortable with things you wanna shrug?


If you wanna fuck me from behind, at least put my hair back.

Adam [to Hannah]

Nobody does anything to help, I did it because I love you.


Everyone's a dumb whore.


Hello J.Lo from the Grammy's.

Elijah [to Marnie]

I thought to myself, if I ever met that crazy bitch again, I'd make her my wife.

Thomas [about Jessa]

Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.

Use your head, we're in the same friendship circle!

Ray [to Hannah]

Holding on to toxic relationships keeps us from growing.


Hannah: You don't have a plan.
Marnie: I think maybe that's a good thing for me.

I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them.


Girls Season 1 Quotes

I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, thinks I'm the best person in the world, and wants to have sex with only me.


She did everything right, including getting her boyfriend to kill himself.