Shoshanna: It doesn't hurt.
Ray: Good because I haven't done anything yet.

Is this the game? You chase me like I'm in the fucking Beatles for six months, and then when I finally get comfortable with things you wanna shrug?


If you wanna fuck me from behind, at least put my hair back.

Adam [to Hannah]

Nobody does anything to help, I did it because I love you.


Everyone's a dumb whore.


Hello J.Lo from the Grammy's.

Elijah [to Marnie]

I thought to myself, if I ever met that crazy bitch again, I'd make her my wife.

Thomas [about Jessa]

Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.

Use your head, we're in the same friendship circle!

Ray [to Hannah]

Holding on to toxic relationships keeps us from growing.


Hannah: You don't have a plan.
Marnie: I think maybe that's a good thing for me.

I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them.


Girls Season 1 Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.


Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.