Girls

Girls Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 10: "She Did"

Shoshanna: It doesn't hurt.
Ray: Good because I haven't done anything yet.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Adam: Is this the game? You chase me like I'm in the f**king Beatles for six months, and then when I finally get comfortable with things you wanna shrug?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Adam [to Hannah]: If you wanna f**k me from behind, at least put my hair back.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Adam: Nobody does anything to help, I did it because I love you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Shoshanna: Everyone's a dumb whore.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Elijah [to Marnie]: Hello J.Lo from the Grammy's.
 • Rating: Unrated

Thomas [about Jessa]: I thought to myself, if I ever met that crazy bitch again, I'd make her my wife.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Marnie: What in God's name is this party for?
Shoshanna: I don't know but she told me if I didn't come, she'd gut me like a fish.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Ray [to Hannah]: Use your head, we're in the same friendship circle!
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Adam: Holding on to toxic relationships keeps us from growing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hannah: You don't have a plan.
Marnie: I think maybe that's a good thing for me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "Leave Me Alone"

Jessa: I'm attracted to everyone when I first meet them.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Marnie: I pay all the bills in this apartment, does that not give me one night off from talking about you and your problems?
 • Rating: Unrated

Marnie: She captured something really true about the uncertainty of being our age. I cried twice.
Hannah: Well are you getting your period?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ray: Forget all the BBC you watch at home with your cats and come back with an appropriate outfit.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Marnie [to Hannah]: I support you, literally, do you know how much money you owe me at this point?
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: She did everything right, including getting her boyfriend to kill himself.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marnie: I like her; she doesn't indulge the negativity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shoshanna: This is like the most SATC.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "Weirdos Need Girlfriends Too"

Adam: Urine is sterile, a lot of people pee on wounds to make them sterile.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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