Girls

Girls Season 1 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 1 Episode 4: "Hannah's Diary"

Charlie [to Hannah]: You look like a Mexican teenager.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 3: "All Adventurous Women Do"

Hannah: I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Elijah: I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: You know what I'm gonna do from now on, I'm gonna ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Booth [to Marnie]: But I want you to know, that the first time I f**k you, I might scare you a little. Because I'm a man and I know how to do things.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Shoshanna: In the STD world, I think it's kinda courteous.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Shoshanna: Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hannah: It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie: My best dyke friend works for a d**k doctor and I don't have that s**t.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Vagina Panic"

Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jessa: I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.
 • Rating: Unrated

Marnie: He's like so busy respecting me you know that he looks right past me and everything that I need from him.
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: I don't know what it is about me but girls never ask me to use condoms.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hannah: Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.
 • Rating: Unrated

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