Girls Season 1 Quotes
You look like a Mexican teenager.
Charlie [to Hannah]
I probably should've guessed it because he only ejaculated about 30 percent of the time.
Hannah
I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.
Elijah
You know what I'm gonna do from now on, I'm gonna ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them.
Hannah
But I want you to know, that the first time I fuck you, I might scare you a little. Because I'm a man and I know how to do things.
Booth [to Marnie]
In the STD world, I think it's kinda courteous.
Shoshanna
Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.
Shoshanna
It's like, "Sorry I passed you an STD but I really enjoy your quirky web presence."
Hannah
My best dyke friend works for a dick doctor and I don't have that shit.
Charlie
Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.
Shoshanna: Have you not seen Rent?
Marnie: Please, I've seen it like 12 times. That's basically why I moved to NY.
I'm offended by all of the supposed tos. I don't like women telling other women what to do or how to do it or when to do it.
Jessa
