Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Kurt

Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.

Is God an evil dwarf?

Brittany

Can we be in love again?

Quinn [to Finn]

Hey there, Buttchin! Ahh, Samgelina Jolie!

Sue

That sweater’s legit.

Puck

Let's pray.

Quinn Fabray [after Finn tries to get to second base]

Blaine: If you would stop being so defensive...
Santana: I'm trying. But your hideous bowties are provoking me.

Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.

I just don't get it, why are you a bigger star than me?

Mercedes

I need a man that can keep up with me intellectually and creatively.

Rachel

I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

Glee Quotes

Aren't there great songs about betrayal or something? I'm pretty sure there are some Eagles songs.

Emma

It looks like a Jewish cloud. *petting Jacob Ben-Israel's hair*

Brittany