They’re with us in spirit, just like Finn.

Mr. Schuester

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.


Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!

What you call insanity, I call inspiration.


I'm full of ennui.


Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

Sam: That's my James Earl Jones impression.
Santana: That is offensive. He shot Martin Luther King.

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.


It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.


My sex tape with JD Saligner was a disaster.


Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.

Glee Quotes

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.