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Glee

Santana: Brittany, lock the door.
Brittany: I don't know how to do that.

I don't smell raspberry hair gel. Does anyone know where Blaine Warbler is?

Brittany

Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.

Puck

Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.

[to Jake] You're half-Jewish, right? Does that mean you'll float up to Heaven at half speed?

Marley

I just prefer to think of the homleess as outdoorsy. So shine on urban campers!

Sue

Does this voodoo doll look enough like Rachel Berry to work?

Santana

Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.

Rachel: Think we can win Regionals without Rachel?
Emma: Remember the Jamaican bobsled team? Big longshots!

Brittany: You guys, welcome to the first meeting of the 2012 Mayan Apocalypse club.
Tina: Wait, that's what this is?
Sam: Don't worry, it's also the last meeting.

Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.

That sweater’s legit.

Puck
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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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