Santana: I'm dating Puck.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puck.

Don't sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff when you're rich.


They look like deep fried deep poop.

Brittany [on tater tots]

Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.

You suck! You suck! You suck!

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]

What's the problem people? You've been here a week! You should be dancing at like Black Swan levels of psychosis right now?


I have OCD. I throw awat a broom after I've used it once, and you think I'm gonna get married at a campground?


Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.


Brittany: Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Show Choir Championship goddesses.
Santana: We are winners which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you with the inspiration that is the unholy trinity.

Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.


[to Quinn] I'm so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.


I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.


Glee Quotes

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.


I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]