Sam: What do you do in your free time?
Rachel: Hmmm...besides cry?

Some people just don’t know how to screw things.

Sam

Do you seriously have no idea who that is? Do none of you read the show choir blogs?

Blaine

Brittany was the only person we could find on short notice. We bribed her with Dots.

Artie

You smell like Craigslist.

Kurt

Finn: I came up with the best baby name of all-time: Drizzle.

I try to make a habit of not touching carnie folk. But, fella, I'll take it.

Sue

If you cheated on me again, I will not accept sex addiction as an excuse.

Kurt

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks.

Brittany

I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.

Lauren

Burt: Scared?
Kurt: Terrified.

Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

[to Rachel] They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself.

Rachel's dad