You blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants.

Santana

My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That's a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.

Sue

So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?

Santana

I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.

Artie

Blaine: Can't you just support me?
Cooper: I'm sorry. Are you talking to me right now? Because I can't tell if you are talking to me if you don't point your finger.

We're all here for the same reason. Because we wanna be good at something.

Finn

They look like deep fried deep poop.

Brittany [on tater tots]

Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?

Sue

Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: O.

The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.

Sue

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Brittany

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.

Brittany