Popular Glee Quotes
From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!Sue
I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.Puck
You took ownership of your body when you said you didn't wanna sleep with me... and then ran out of my apartment with no shoes on.Will
Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.
I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.Santana
You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.Emma
You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.Sandy
Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.Tina
I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.Sue
I finally realized my life long ambition of being a mistress to a strip mall tycoon.April
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?