This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.


You are loved, punkin. You are not alone.


Kurt: You truly are the world's greatest dad.
Burt: I know. It's written on the coffee mug you got me for Father's Day.

Cassie: What's your name?
Rachel: Rach...
Cassie: Little Miss David Schwimmer?
Rachel: Little Miss David Schwimmer.

Will: Inside, you're a really good person. I appreciate what you're doing for these kids. I won't forget it.
Sue: I'm seriously gonna puke in your mouth.

We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.


Is that a mohawk, Puckerman, or did someone glue a squirrel to your head?

It's a Britney Spears sex riot!


Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast.

[to Blaine] You're America's gay sweetheart!

Puppet Becky

I bribed Will Schuester's landlord to bug his apartment with baby monitors under his couch. And in his bedroom.


You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.


Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.


What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.