Popular Glee Quotes
Santana: I'm dating Puck.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puck.
Don't sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff when you're rich.Sugar
They look like deep fried deep poop.Brittany [on tater tots]
Brittany: I'm gonna die.
Santana: I'll be worth it.
You suck! You suck! You suck!Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]
What's the problem people? You've been here a week! You should be dancing at like Black Swan levels of psychosis right now?Cassie
I have OCD. I throw awat a broom after I've used it once, and you think I'm gonna get married at a campground?Emma
Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.Tina
Brittany: Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Show Choir Championship goddesses.
Santana: We are winners which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you with the inspiration that is the unholy trinity.
Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.Brittany
[to Quinn] I'm so sorry. I fully understand if you want to beat me up. Just avoid my nose.Rachel
I had it all planned out. I was gonna make it big on Broadway and maybe make a Woody Allen movie. And then when we were ready, I would just, come back and he'd be teaching here and I'd walk through those doors and I would just say 'I'm home' and then we would live happily ever after.Rachel