Mercedes: That would make you, like, 30.
Sue: 29.

While there's nothing I'd love more than having two pretty ponies serenade me, I think we'd get further staging a gel-ervention for Blaine than singing lady music.


Blaine: We should practice.
Kurt: I thought we were.

How did a production of Rocky Horror turn into my horror?


We sing and that's all we ever do.


That's sweet, you remembered the masculine click of my designer boots.


Screw her. She put me on the bottom of the pyramid.


We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.


Maybe if we seemed more dangerous people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.


C-! That's a Puckerman A+! I'm graduating!


Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

The glee club together with the football team, it's like a double rainbow. A zombie double rainbow.


Glee Quotes

We met right here. I took this man's hand and we ran down that hallway. Those of you who know me know I'm not in the habit of taking the hands of people I've never met before, but I think that my soul knew something that my body and my mind didn't know yet. It knew that our hands were meant to hold each other, fearlessly and forever. Which is why it's never really felt like I've been getting to know you. It's always felt like I was remembering you from something. As if in every lifetime that you and I have ever lived we've chosen to come back and find each other and fall in love all over again, over and over, for all eternity. And I just feel so lucky that I found you so soon in this lifetime because all I want to do, all I've ever wanted to do, is spend my life loving you. So, Kurt Hummel, my amazing friend, my one true love, will you marry me?


[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.