I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S.


Why does everyone assume I'm angry all the time? It's called being sassy.


Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.

Ken: You make this, and you die a legend.
Kurt: Can I pee first?

I would like Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.


Finn: I was trying to give you your freedom.
Rachel: I don't need you to give me my freedom. I am a grown woman. I don't need you to hide from me to keep me from doing what is right for me.

We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.

Suzy Pepper [to Rachel]

$1,200. That's enough for the short bus and two cases of Natty Light for the ride home.


Where does Lauren keep your balls?


Just be grateful Comrade Obama still allows Christmas.

Mr. Pillsbury

[to Emma] What do I have to offer a grown woman like that? I'm just a man-boy.


[to Rachel] Are you trying to pick me up? Because if you're thinking of going lezzie with a cheerleader, I think the world's kind of rooting for you and Quinn Fabray.


Glee Quotes

[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?


I just want somebody to love me.