Shut up, Dreidel. This is between Butt Chin and me!


Sue: Well, according to my doomsday watch, it's precisely one minute to midnight. The final chapter of World War Glee.
Will: And it all begins when I trip you on stage.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!

What is your problem? It's just a moist towelette!


Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world.


Best prom ever!


Kurt: Six months ago, did you ever think that things would be like this?
Finn: Sometimes I miss high school, you know?

I don't like people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style... I see God every time I make out with a chick.


[to Rachel] You're late. And dressed like a Walgreen's underwear model.


Emma: Will are you crazy?
Will: Crazy for you!

Mercedes: Can we try something a little more black?
Rachel: It's glee club. Not crunk club.

Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.


I just want somebody to love me.