I always thought the desire to procreate showed deep personal weakness.

Sue

You're not going to fondle us, are you Mr. Harrison?

Puck

[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Santana

This club regularly pays tribute to pop culture and Britney Spears IS pop culture.

Kurt

Blaine: We need to win this.
Tina: Feels like North Korea up in here.

[to Blaine] Ever since Kurt came back to Lima, there's been this ticking clock hanging over us. Time's up.

Dave

Every magazine says it. We hardly know what we're gonna want in 15 years.

Quinn

[to Emma] Ellen, that blouse is just insane.

Sue

Also, I have a razor blade in my hair.

Santana

Quinn always was a genius slapper.

Santana

Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!

Kurt

I'd say "bye," but I wouldn't wanna make you angry.

Blaine

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

[to Rachel] They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself.

Rachel's dad