Glee

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Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

You cant feed a child sheet music, Will. I suppose you could, but they'd be dead in a month.

Bryan

This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Jesse

Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

Sue

You could be my very own Situation.

Tina [to Mike]

Kurt is my soul mate. I know that I've hurt him badly, but I also know that if I want to get him back I have to do something bold.

Blaine

This is your moment. Okay? Three years in the making. Forget about everything else. Take it.

Finn

I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.

Brittany

We need you Sam and you need the music.

Rachel

You can maybe go one day without the driving clothes. It's a wheel chair Artie, not a Porsche.

Sue

[to Blaine] Tell me that's not Tina again!

Kurt

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!

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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?