From Fort Wayne, Indiana, the not-at-all stupidly named, Aural Intensity!


I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.


You took ownership of your body when you said you didn't wanna sleep with me... and then ran out of my apartment with no shoes on.


Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.

I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.


You look like a cast member of Kids Incorporated.


You're hunky and I'm what they call predatory gay.


Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.


I thought I smelled cookies from the tears of elves weeping that live in your hair.


I finally realized my life long ambition of being a mistress to a strip mall tycoon.


Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.

Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?

Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.