Popular Glee Quotes
You blew me off to be with Stubbles McCripplePants.Santana
My iPhone 5 is vibrating. That's a new feature of the iPhone 5, they vibrate now.Sue
So, uh, you got any tricks in that bag, Santa?Santana
I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.Artie
Blaine: Can't you just support me?
Cooper: I'm sorry. Are you talking to me right now? Because I can't tell if you are talking to me if you don't point your finger.
We're all here for the same reason. Because we wanna be good at something.Finn
They look like deep fried deep poop.Brittany [on tater tots]
Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?Sue
Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
The only thing I can see you giving birth to is a bushel of russet potatoes.Sue
When I pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist.Brittany
What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.Sue