I want it to look like Elvis' gold record room at Graceland, except I'll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.


Where's my music? How am I supposed to shop without my Kenny G?

Mr Harrison

Wanna come over. Order in. Rent a movie and not watch it?

Quinn [to Puck]

Becky: I don't want to hurt your feelings, Coach.
Sue: Oh, I don't have feelings, Becky.

Sometimes I don't feel like we're The Warblers. I feel like we're Blaine and the Pips.


“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”


Puck: Jesse will never fully know what it means like to be a Jew.
Rachel: I'm ironically turned on by your bad boy image, but let's keep this professional.
Puck: I'm outta here. Why should I stay if there's no chance of making out?

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades.


You took away my Cheerios. Continue this the opening salvo of World War Sue.


So this is what being turned on feels like.


Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.

[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.


Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.


I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.