Popular Glee Quotes
I'm looking forward to the day my grandmother loves me again.Santana
get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can't remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.Puck
Kurt: You have issues with me being gay.
Finn: No. I have issues with the fact that you don't understand that 'no means no.'
I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.Santana
We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.Artie
Cassie: What's your name?
Cassie: Little Miss David Schwimmer?
Rachel: Little Miss David Schwimmer.
We are Throat Explosion! Expect us!Jean-Baptiste
I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs which was a global yeast infection.Brittany
It's a Britney Spears sex riot!Sue
How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.Sam
I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.Kurt
I'm gonna be famous if it's the last thing I do.Santana