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Emma: I haven't been intimate in a very, very long time.
Will: How long?
Emma: Ever.

Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.


I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.


I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels.


You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.


I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.


Not one member of this club has had an unwanted pregnancy in a year.


Look into the faces of these graduates. They've been to the mountaintop. This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there.


[to Santana] What is with you glee club ex-pats? Don't you have jobs. You have to have some source of income so you can pay the staff of scientists who service your teleporters that you all clearly on since you're constantly showing up here.


You wear more vests than the cast of Blossom.


Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!

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Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.

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