You're irritating. But don't take that personally.

Artie [to Rachel]

Puckerman I appreciate your commitment to winning, but without a doubt you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. For a second there I thought you were Beiste's sister.


This isn't the 1960s anymore when jobs are plentiful. And it's not personal, Will Schuester.


Sam: Quinn's a great girl, but you're gonna have to decide: do you wanna be closer to God or closer to her?

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.


You're tearing up. People are starting to stare. People probably think I just broke up with you.


Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.


We have nothing to be afraid of.


Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts.


Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

Glee Quotes

I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.