Popular Glee Quotes
You smell like Craigslist.Kurt
Well, once you’ve seen a baby come out of girl’s magic garden everything else is easily acceptable.Puck
I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.Kurt
Two dudes in one bed is, like, confirmed gay.Puck
Sam: What do you do in your free time?
Rachel: Hmmm...besides cry?
Will Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.April
I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.Kurt
Like George Jefferson, I'm movin' on up!Roz
Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed.Artie
If I was a soup I would probably be minestrone.Sam
It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him.Sue
I meant for me. It's win-win for me.Santana