I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.

Sue

Brittany: I find it really hard to track your relationship.
Kurt: Well, this...isn't really about me.

How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.

Sam

Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

We're all here for the same reason. Because we wanna be good at something.

Finn

You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

Who is that guy?

Brittany [on mohawk-shaven Puck]

Don't believe everything Becky Jackson tweets.

Sue

This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.

Puck

You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.

Brittany [to Rory]

Madison: More stage time for us.
Mason: Twinning!

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.

Sam

Glee Quotes

Sex. It's just like hugging. Only wetter.

Holly

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck