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Glee

If you cheated on me again, I will not accept sex addiction as an excuse.

Kurt

Artie: Have you just not found the right... person?
Beiste: Guy. I like guys.

I'm not afraid of being called a loser. Because that's what I am.

Finn

You're so afraid of being called geeks or losers or gay that you settle for being nothing.

Puck

[to Rachel] My psychic Mexican third eye is never wrong.

Santana

Where's my bling?

Rachel

If you can imagine it, it can come true.

Tina

Find your voice. Stomp that yard. All that crap.

Sue

Sue: So, you're last name is Puckerman, huh?
Puck: Shalom!

Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?

Emma

I get my information from Woody Woodpecker cartoons.

Brittany

I worked that song like a hooker pole.

Sugar
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Glee Quotes

Beiste: Dr. Jones said the new end of world date is September 27, 2014
Brittany: That gives us like two whole years of giving love and brutal honesty to everyone we know.

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn
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