I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production of Equus.

Sandy

First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn't it?

Sue

You're gay. You're not like Rock Hudson gay. You're really gay. You sing like Diana Ross and you dress like you own a Magic Chocolate Factory.

Burt

I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing home once.

Kurt

Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?

Brittany

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.

Sue

Kurt: What a wonderful, wonderful week.
Blaine: And with you in it, a wonderful life.

She kind of freaks me out, in a Swim Fan kind of way... and her body is smokin, if you're not into boobs.

Finn

You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!

Santana

She's the one who got away. Really, really slowly.

Puck

It was that damn Trouty Mouth! Even I felt a little something in my lady loins when he did that magic sex dance.

Santana

I will not be satisfied until glee club is disbanded.

Sue

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Relationships are a lot like flowers. If you find the right seed, put it in good soil, give it water and sunlight, bam. Perfect bud. And then comes winter and the flower dies. But if you tend that garden, spring will come along and that flower will bloom again.

Finn