You suck at so many things. But not at this...Who gives a crap what all the other peasants think?


You could be my very own Situation.

Tina [to Mike]

I’m so sorry lady, hand over the tripod and nobody gets hurt.


I worked that song like a hooker pole.


Puck: Wanna make out?
Rachel: Sure!

I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.


She's like a cat in heat. She talked about him yesterday and practically sprayed the choir room.


I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.


You suck! You suck! You suck!

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]

I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.


Please get into groups and discuss how many times Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab.

Holly [in Spanish]

We just sat there with our faces buried in our complimentary issues of SkyMall.


Glee Quotes

[to Blaine] Relationships are about trust. And I don't trust you anymore.


Mercedes: Sam just Tweeted that I smelled good.
Sam: I won't stop until it's Trending.