Glee

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The Trouble Tones are 3F, fierce femme and phenomenal.

Santana

My passion for medicine has always been my secret shame. My first guy crush was George Clooney, aka Dr. Ross.

Blaine

If we lose, we should throw possums.

Brittany

Don't throw yourself around like you don't matter. Because you matter, Kurt.

Burt

Emma: You're being really mean.
Will: You got a pamphlet for that??!?

It's cubic zirconia. I know how affected you were by Blood Diamond.

Ken

Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.

My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly low-maintenance.

Rachel

If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.

Santana

This song should be arrested for the crime of sucking.

Jesse

“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Finn
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Glee Quotes

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

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