What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.


The glee club has lost its voice. It's time for us to get it back.


Don't believe everything Becky Jackson tweets.


[to Will] Are we actually going to sing or are you about to announce an alumnus walking through the door?


Shut up, Dreidel. This is between Butt Chin and me!


Sue: Well, according to my doomsday watch, it's precisely one minute to midnight. The final chapter of World War Glee.
Will: And it all begins when I trip you on stage.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!

[to Kurt and Walter] Shall we start with something to drink? Perhaps a Shirley Temple in a sippy cup for Sonny. And how about a chalky Ensure, enriched with calcium to fortify those brittle bones?


[to Brittany] My whole life, I've dreamt of my wedding with her sitting in the front row, bawling. And believe me if I could get in her head and bring her into this century, I would, and I would forgive her and have her here. She's my abuela, you know? She's, like, the lady with the big plates of rice and beans.


More than anyone I've ever met, I was born to be in charge.


Mike: You know, this last week, I've been thinking. Maybe we shouldn't have broken up. Maybe it was premature.
Tina: Maybe, but we did. And it really tested who I am. And I'm liking who I am. But I miss you, too. So we can talk about it.

I mean, if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery.


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You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.


I just want somebody to love me.