Kiss my ass, Josh Groban! I'm an internationally-ranked cheerleading coach!

Sue

[to Rachel] Not everything has to do with you.

Finn

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

Sue

I'm not afraid of being called a loser. Because that's what I am.

Finn

Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.

I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.

Kurt

I am running at 6 percent, well behind Undecided, That rapist running from prison and I don't care, Please don't call me during dinner.

Sue

Every day, Tina and Mike's Asian fusion grows stronger.

Artie

Finn: So, do you believe all that stuff you tell yourself about, you know, labels, and mature conversations, Sex and the City, really?
Rachel: You think I'm lying to you?
Finn: I think you're lying to yourself. And I think that the reason you can't really commit to Brody is because you're still in love with someone else.

I made out with a mannequin. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was in the shape of a person.

Santana

Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.

I'm so bummed out. I feel like I'm living one of those country western songs.

Beiste

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine: I needed you. I needed you around and you weren't there. And I was lonely. And I'm...I'm really sorry.
Kurt: You don't think that I've been lonely? You don't think that I've had temptations? But I didn't act on it because I knew what it meant. It meant something horrible and awful.