“Hey Jesse! Whatcha order scrambled eggs? I mean I know you usually like them served on people’s heads!”

Finn

Puck: Are you okay?
Rachel: Why are you talking to me? Are you gonna steal something from me?

We're both mildly attractive and extremely grating.

Suzy Pepper [to Rachel]

Dear journal, I speak to you now not as Sue Sylvester, world class coach and educatrix, but as Sue Sylvester, freelance champion.

Sue

When did you get so smart?

Santana

What, I’m texting my publicist...That was a joke!

Rachel

You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

Kurt

The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.

Finn

Puck [to Shelby]: Screw you. Sure you've got the boom and the pow, and your lips are cash money. But what really turned me on about you was how much of an asskicker you were, winning all those championships, going to New York. raising Beth on your own. All garbage. This was your chance to get in on the ground floor of something really special: me. But you're too much of a coward to go for it.

Will: You remember me?
April: No. But I don't remember breakfast.

I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

Kurt

Kurt: He hasn't called you because he loves you, not because he's forgotten about you. Your freedom is a gift he's given you--accept it.
Rachel: It's just so much freedom all at once it's starting to feel like loneliness.
Kurt: The only cure for loneliness is cake.

Glee Quotes

It's not the broken dreams that break us. It's the ones we don't dare to dream.

Will

You can't change your past. But you can let go and start your future.

Quinn