Popular Glee Quotes
You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.Sue
I like wooing you, Lauren. Next to dropping my afternoon deuce, it's my second favorite part of my day.Puck
Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.
It takes years to build a good reputation, and only seconds to destroy it.Will
Quinn: What are you doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer.
Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.
"It's clear that the three of you are incompetent fools, possibly even some sort of terrorist cell. So, as president, I'm gonna decide what the prom theme is going to be this year. And I think that it should be...dinosaurs."Brittany
I don't buy that. I don't think any one decision makes your life unless you accidentally invent some kind of zombie virus or something.Finn
When a man finds his calling, all is right in the world.Artie
Sugar asked me out on a date. She invited me to go horseback riding. I'm just hoping it doesn't involve being towed.Artie
How do people just burst into song? How does everybody just magically know the lyrics?Sue
Keep rocking that mullet Ricky. Maybe in 10 years it'll come back in style.Puck