I heard. And I am literally horny with fear.


Brittany: I find it really hard to track your relationship.
Kurt: Well, this...isn't really about me.

How’s it going. Call me white chocolate.


Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.

We're all here for the same reason. Because we wanna be good at something.


You think this is hard? Try waterboarding. That's hard!

Sue Sylvestor

Who is that guy?

Brittany [on mohawk-shaven Puck]

Don't believe everything Becky Jackson tweets.


This is what we call taking the high road, which I was shocked to learn has nothing to do with marijuana.


You look magical and amazing, but I don't understand what you're saying. So if you're gonna make it this his world, you better learn to speak English.

Brittany [to Rory]

Madison: More stage time for us.
Mason: Twinning!

It’s really hard to be a straight white male these days.


Glee Quotes

Sex. It's just like hugging. Only wetter.


I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.