I make my living singing girl songs.

Kurt

You can't cancel the musical. I was considering changing my name to Maria.

Rachel

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt

Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.

Brittany

In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.

Sue

They have credits. In utero credits.

Rachel

Did you know there's a forum on my blog begging you to stop rapping?

Jacob (to Will)

I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

Kurt

For many of you, this is your last year. Make it special.

Will

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

You make not trying to destroy glee club easy because you're doing such a bang-up job yourself.

Sue

Rachel: As your best friend and your biggest fan, what I love the most about you is that you don't try to do or be what anyone else is doing, okay? You make your own path.
Kurt: It's so hard sometimes.

Glee Quotes

You know, a great big fat person once stood on this stage and told a group of a dozen or so nerds in hideous disco outfits that glee, by its very definition, is about opening yourself up to joy. Now it's no secret that for a long time I thought that was a load of hooey. As far as I could see the glee club was nothing but a place where a bunch of cowardly losers go to sing their troubles away and delude themselves into thinking that they live in a world that cares one iota about their hopes and dreams, totally divorced from the harsh reality that in the real world there's not much more to hope for than disappointment, heartbreak, and failure. And you know what. I was exactly right. Thats exactly what glee club is. But I was wrong about the cowardly part. What I finally realized, now that I'm well into my late thirties, it takes a lot of bravery to look around you and see the world not as it is but as it should be. A world where the quarterback becomes best friends with the gay kid, and the girl with the big nose ends up on Broadway. Finding the courage to open up your heart and sing about it. That's what glee club is. And for the longest time I thought that was silly, and now I think it's just about the bravest thing that anyone could do.

Sue

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel