You're irritating. But don't take that personally.

Artie [to Rachel]

Puckerman I appreciate your commitment to winning, but without a doubt you are the ugliest woman I have ever seen. For a second there I thought you were Beiste's sister.

Sue

This isn't the 1960s anymore when jobs are plentiful. And it's not personal, Will Schuester.

Sue

Sam: Quinn's a great girl, but you're gonna have to decide: do you wanna be closer to God or closer to her?

Kurt: Here's a comment to anyone that posts a message to your blog: say what you wanna say to my face!

America, your prayers have been answered. Sue Sylvester is back at McKinley.

Sue

You're tearing up. People are starting to stare. People probably think I just broke up with you.

Dustin

Hey, buddy. Get a haircut? It looks awful.

Sue

We have nothing to be afraid of.

Rachel

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts.

Sue

Artie: Am I about to lose my virginity?
Brittany: Before our deut, we're gonna do it.

Glee Quotes

I will no longer be carrying around photo ID. Know why? People should know who I am.

Sue

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck