I've gotta get that girl on the Cheerios.

Sue [on Sam]

Rachel: I feel like every time we go home it just makes me feel sad and like we're not moving forward, you know? And even though we don't still have our boyfriends we have our dreams. And our ambition.
Kurt: And each other.
Rachel: Right! You are the only significant other that I need in my life.

Give me your phone. You’re being unplugged until after opening night.

Kurt

Mercedes: You get to wear a fabulous hat.
Kurt: You had me at fabulous hat.

More than anyone I've ever met, I was born to be in charge.

Sue

It always freaks me out to eat candy that someone else has touched.

Emma

I'm sorry you guys. We aren't in the top ten.

Will

Jesse: It's not big deal.
Rachel: For a girl it is.

It's as barren as me in here.

Sue

I don't smell raspberry hair gel. Does anyone know where Blaine Warbler is?

Brittany

Funny, Karofsy, how you call everyone gay all the time. But you never seem to have a girlfriend.

Finn

We are Throat Explosion! Expect us!

Jean-Baptiste

Glee Quotes

Sue: I don't care for your attitude.
Santana: Well I don't give a hot wet monkey's ass what you care for.

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!