Artie: I'm kind of getting cold feet.
Brittany: Can you even feel your feet?

Puck: I'm a sex shark. If I stop moving, I die.
Mercedes: Me and you would not work out. You're top 40. I'm rhythm and blues.

Puck: Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam: I don't know. I've never had balls in my mouth. Have you?

I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.

Santana

We're planning on smacking them down like the hand of God.

Artie

Rachel: As your best friend and your biggest fan, what I love the most about you is that you don't try to do or be what anyone else is doing, okay? You make your own path.
Kurt: It's so hard sometimes.

This is the big leagues, guys. If we don't place at Regionals, glee club is over.

Will

In the last week, you either enjoyed a delicious curry or a hug from Principal Figgins.

Sue

Will, you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind Wikileaks?

Sue

I love you with everything I am and everything I hope to be. Emma Pillsbury, will you do me the honor of becoming my wife?

Will

You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.

Kurt

We are Throat Explosion! Expect us!

Jean-Baptiste

Glee Quotes

I had sex with you because you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake.

Quinn [to Puck]

Artie: I thought I was over someone, but I still think I have feelings for them.
Brittany: The Clintons?