[to Blaine] You're America's gay sweetheart!

Puppet Becky

I’m torn. One is black and one is Jewish.

Jake

It's not about who you are attracted to ultimately, it's about who you fall in love with.

Holly

It's Bro-ga. Yoga for bros.

Sam

You two in the same room and there are no stitches? That’s an improvement.

Kurt

We need a sugary sweet dose of the Biebs to get us some action again.

Mike

I hate you both.

Sue Sylvester

It's booty camp time!

Will

[to Joe] "What are you looking at Jar-Jar Binks?"

Sue

Rachel: This is what I wanted!
Sam: No, what you wanted was a second chance to get it right and Carmen just gave it to you. If you throw all that away you're going to be making the same mistake all over again

You are as brilliant and talented as you are irritating.

Kurt [to Rachel]

Finn: Were you crying about me?
Rachel: I wasn't crying about you.
Finn: Oh.

Glee Quotes

I'm gonna miss all of you. I love you guys.

Puck

Blaine: We don't lip sync in Glee
Brittany: My voice is too weak to sing live. I've been up every night this week yelling at the shrubs in my yard that have been making fun of me.