Glee
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Look into the faces of these graduates. They've been to the mountaintop. This is just the first step in your climb to meet them there.
Finn
My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit.
Sue
Madison: More stage time for us.
Mason: Twinning!
Even a People's Choice would have gotten you to third.
Rachel
Quinn: There's a fair amount of the pot calling the kettle black now.
Brittany: That's so racist.
Why would I stoop to such puerile acts? Because I hate you, Will Schuester. And I will stop at nothing until I see you homeless in the streets drinking gutter runoff and allowing passersby to perform lewd acts on your buttchin for money. You are a fatuous, dim-witted borderline pederast who tears up faster than a gay jihadi in a sandstorm. You have befouled the profession of teaching by accepting not only one but two Teacher of the Year Awards despite not speaking a word of the foreign language you purport to teach. Like the storied predators of yesteryear, Will, you pick only the most vulnerable students to favor while actively neglecting the others. Like that gross kid with the dreadlocks, or that poor Irish idiot Rory, or that black dancer whose name none of us remember because you rode his back to a win sectionals and then promptly ignored him into oblivion. You positively worship a student if they can so much as carry a tune and yet you don't know a single name of the only true musical genius in that choir room--THE BAND, who have demonstrated that they can at the drop of a hat play literally any song you can name and still you treat them like so much nameless human garbage.
Sue
[to Rachel] You were the very best the arts had to offer. Which means the arts clearly don't have much to offer now, do they? There is no glee club at this school. There will never be a glee club at this school as long as I'm in charge. Now get the hell out of here before I sick a convicted felon on you.
Sue
The more time Rachel storms out of rehearsal, the less impact it has.
Artie
Give what back, your talent? Because you obvious left that in Ohio.
Jean-Baptiste
Cassie: What's your name?
Rachel: Rach...
Cassie: Little Miss David Schwimmer?
Rachel: Little Miss David Schwimmer.
Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.
Brittany
Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!