Glee
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I mean, if you're producing that much yeast you should probably start a bakery.
Santana
You pick the movie. All I ask is that it’s in color, in English and made after 1989.
Blaine
Terri: What time do you go to bed?
Finn: I don't know. normally whatever time Skinemax starts showing regular movies again.
Coach Beiste: You're drunk.
Puck: You're beautiful.
Coach Beiste: You puke in my locker room, you're cleaning it up.
A nooner is when you sneak out for desert in the middle of the day... right?
Emma
Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.
I know you love Becky like a daughter, and you want to protect her, and I get it because of everything you've been through, but you have to let her go.
Artie
Glee Club is officially over. Thank you guys. It’s been an honor.
Will
[to Finn] Boy meets girl. Boy loses girl. Boy mopes around and sits on his ass until his best man helps save the day. Thank you.
Will
Brittany: "And finally, all hair gel has been banned from the prom."
Blaine: [laughing] "Right."
Brittany: "I'm actually not joking. Hair gel wasn't invented until 30 million years after the Paleolithic Stone Age. And frankly, I don't like the way you look. Therefore, anyone who shows up to the prom wearing hair gel will be turned away at the door."
Sam: New York's not my speed. It's too fast, it's too loud, there's too many sports teams so I get confused on who I'm supposed to root for.
Blaine: We just root for whoever's winning.
[to Rachel] Just remember that you're here because you're the best of the best. Start believing that. Oh, and in case you were wondering, which you were, I'm straight.
Brody
