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Look I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top either. Maybe in junior college.

Santana

Santana: You really need to be more careful with your leering.
Karofsky: I was just checking out what kind of jeans he was wearing.
Santana: Like that's any less gay.

Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating.

Quinn

I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar.

Santana

I have so much more free time now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit.

Emma

At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.

Mercedes

I'm sure that Sam has been to the doctor's office and rifled through pamphlets on mouth reductions.

Santana

Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? I hear that Rachel has a bit of a schnoz. I mean I wouldn't know because like Medusa I try to avoid eye contact with her.

Santana

Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.

It's booty camp time!

Will

Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!

Kurt
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Glee Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

Rachel: Are you suggesting I get a nose job?
Doctor: You're sixteen right? That's when I gave my daughters theirs. It's like a right of passage for Jewish girls.

It's booty camp time!

Will