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Glee "Britney/Brittany" Quotes (Page 3)

Brittany: Please don't pull out all my teeth. I'll look like an adult baby, but with boobs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: This room looks like that room on that spaceship when I got probed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I don't brush my teeth. I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat. I was pretty sure Dr. Pepper was a dentist.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen?
Carl: I get that all the time.
Santana: You can drill me any time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I hope you all respect when I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Finn: How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They're like a hundred miles apart.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: He discovered America.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Carl: I love that look of instant panic each time I try to change your routine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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