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Glee

You are kind of magic.

Kurt

I hate you both.

Sue Sylvester

You are short, you are awful, and that is never going to change.

Santana

Do you know how insane you sound?

Kurt

It’s just...it’s really hard being a star.

Rachel

It’s time you heard this. The whole school has been talking about it. Everyone’s convinced sometime between junior and senior year an alien invaded your body and made you shallow and desperate.

Artie

You always get everything you want and I get nothing!

Tina

Now everywhere I go I’m known as the girl with the raging yeast infection.

Santana

I need this job. I’m saving up to buy a noose to hang myself.

Santana
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