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I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week.


And that gay terrorist went on to become the first gay president of the United States, Abraham Lincoln.


Thinking "trust me" was a sensible birth control option.

Quinn (on regrets)

You know, for me trophies are like herpes. You can try to get rid of them but they just keep coming. Sue Sylvester has hourly flair ups of burning itchy highly contagious talent.


I want it to look like Elvis' gold record room at Graceland, except I'll be wanting far few morbidly obese women wandering around.


They call it a funkification, meaning they show us what they've got and we spiral into a deep cloud of funk.

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