Glee

Glee "Furt" Quotes

Sue: This room feels weird. I can't shake the feeling that I'm inhaling a lot dead skin.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue [to her mother]: You're welcome to sing The Sound of Silence in your hotel room. Right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: By the power invested in me by a website, I hereby pronounce you Sue and Sue. You may kiss yourself.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Doris: I'll bet people say you look man-ish, but I think it's perfectly alright for a woman to be handsome.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I'm dating Puck.
Quinn: You're getting naked with Puck.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Brittany [on Artie]: When you guys fooled around, did he ever just lie there?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I will expel him faster than a Thai takeout place can read back a delivery order.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: When you call me "lady," that's bullying and it's really hurtful.
Sue: I'm sorry. I genuinely thought that was your name.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Kurt: My Power Rangers got married and divorced in so many combinations, they were like Fleetwood Mac.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

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