I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

Kurt

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• Added: October 05, 2010

If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.

Sue

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• Added: October 05, 2010

I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in crayon.

Brittany

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• Added: October 05, 2010

Her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'd still like to touch them.

Finn

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• Added: October 05, 2010

I don't like people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style... I see God every time I make out with a chick.

Puck

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• Added: October 05, 2010

Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.

Brittany

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• Added: October 05, 2010

Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

Kurt

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• Added: October 05, 2010

When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God. Literally.

Finn

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• Added: October 05, 2010

I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.

Finn

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• Added: October 05, 2010