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Glee

[God] makes me gay and then makes His followers go around saying it's a choice, as if I'd choose to be mocked every day of my life.

Kurt

They choose totally go to Jew church and wear those hats and eat that salty orange stuff with their bagels.

Finn

Is God an evil dwarf?

Brittany

I appreciate your thoughts, but I don't want your prayers.

Kurt

If your students wanna praise God, I suggest they enroll in Sweet Holy Mother of God Academy on St. Jesus Street.

Sue

I did a book report on heart attacks if you wanna give it to the doctor. It got knocked down a whole grade because I did it in crayon.

Brittany

Her boobs aren't that great, but they're still girl boobs and I'd still like to touch them.

Finn

I don't like people using J-Money to cramp everyone else's style... I see God every time I make out with a chick.

Puck

Whenever I pray, I fall asleep.

Brittany
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