Your boyfriend wasn't a cater waiter he was a Gigolo; like Magic Mike with happy endings, for money.

Santana

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I don't even think you need all of these beauty products Rachel because they're not really having the desired effect, unless your goal is to look like a reject from the Shahs of Sunset.

Santana

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My most guilty pleasure of late, my boyfriend arm. I ordered it one night while on Ambien.

Kurt

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• Added: March 21, 2013

If we all share musical shame with each other, we could all become a more cohesive team for regionals.

Blaine

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• Added: March 21, 2013

Please be songs about sweaters.

Brittany

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• Added: March 21, 2013

My art teacher thinks I'm some kind of genius like the ugly guy in Shine except with macaroni.

Sam

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• Added: March 21, 2013