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Evidence shows that 1 out of every 10 people is gay. That means at least 1 of the 12 apostles was gay, probably Simon because that's the gayest-sounding name.


Honesty. Respect. Dance. Those are the foundations of the Berry family.

Rachel's dad

Three of us are in glee club, so we pretty much sing to gay people all the time.


I fully support your right to be as unhappy with Finn for the rest of your life as you want.


Rachel: We're finally getting married.
Artie: When is the baby due?

Rory: This is a four-leaf clover.
Kurt: Do you people just carry those around?

No vocal runs. That's how Jennifer Hudson got kicked off American Idol.

Rachel's Dad

No single people allowed. They're sad. They're boring. And they don't exist in my world.


Don't sweat the small stuff. And it's all small stuff when you're rich.

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