Glee

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Glee
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I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on your crazy calendar.

Finn

Can you go now? I think I need to close the door and cry.

Emma

It will be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest of their lives. Like Barbara in "The Way We Were."

Rachel

Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed.

Terri

You need to become even more narcissistic than ever before.

Sue [to Rachel]

If I were't ignoring what these ladies were saying, due to my deep repulsion, I'd encourage you to go for it.

Sue

Sue: Anything else?
Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.

It's my understanding you've been given the heave-ho by that terribly uncoordinated Finn Hudson.

Sue

Rachel: Good luck winning without me.
Kurt: Everyone is replaceable, even you.

Thank you for the coffee. And the making out? Pretty hot.

Shelby

Are you gay? Because most of the show choir directors I make out with are gay.

Ms. Corcoran

It's like watching beige paint drop... I want a look that's so optimistic, it could cure cancer.

Ms. Corcoran
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Glee Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes

I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.

Finn

Emma: I didn't know you could cook.
Will: There are so many things you don't know about me. I can't wait to introduce them to you.