Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 14: "Hell-O" Quotes
My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly low-maintenance.
Rachel
Brittany: You're a really good dancer.
Finn: Thanks, but my feet weren't really dancing.
Brittany: That was the best part.
I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am.
Finn
You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.
Sue
You caught me by sneak attack that time, it was like a pearly white harbor.
Emma
You have enough product in your hair to season a wok.
Sue
I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated into oblivion.
Sue
I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to your groin.
Sue
I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they can use it to plug the holes in their trailer.
Sue
Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering.
Please stop super-sizing because I don't dig on fat chicks.
Puck
I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.
Finn
