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One, are you single? Two, how about those New Directions?

Josh Groban

You suck! You suck! You suck!

Quinn [to Puck, while in labor]

Rachel: Break a leg.
Finn: I love you.

Who cares what happens when we get there, when the getting there has been so much fun?


Mercedes: You think Puck and Santana will acknowledge my existence if we're not in glee club together.
Puck: She has a point.

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.


I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But, face it, I'm legend. It's happened.

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