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Glee

I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course — the ones I'll have when I'm married and ready.

Quinn

Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.

Sue

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.

What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.

Sue

You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.

Sue

Quinn: Coach Sylvester, we need to talk.
Sue: I've got nothing to say to you, preggo.

All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.

Sue

I loved you, Terri. I really loved you.

Will

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!

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