Glee

Glee "Mattress" Quotes

Quinn: I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course — the ones I'll have when I'm married and ready.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: Get out of my office... if you can manage squeezing through the door without your water breaking all over the carpet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: I'm thinking about leaving my wife.
Sue: Well, I didn't see that one coming at all.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sue: What if I were to innocently murder you, Will? I'd still have to go to trial. I'd still probably get off for justifiable homicide.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You're too busy chasing tail and loading your hail with enormous amounts of product. Today, it just looks like you put lard in it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Coach Sylvester, we need to talk.
Sue: I've got nothing to say to you, preggo.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Sue: All I want is just one day a year when I'm not visually assaulted by uglies and fatties.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Will: I loved you, Terri. I really loved you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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