Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 1 Episode 12: "Mattress" Quotes
I insist on only being shot from the left side.
Rachel
I am a leader. It's who I am. It's who I wanna be.
Finn
I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!
Mercedes
Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.
Emma
Sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer, even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.
Emma
I gotta go load up the guns for the football picture!
Puck
I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore, but I'm still her on the inside.
Quinn
School pictures are everything to me. They're great practice for the paparazzi.
Rachel
You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.
Sue
While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.
Sue
The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit.
Emma