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Glee

As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.

Mercedes

The guys said if I took the Glee club photo, they'd make me choose between a Hitler mustache and buck teeth. And I can't rock either of those looks.

Finn

Aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals, I'll pretty much do anything to break into the business.

Rachel

I insist on only being shot from the left side.

Rachel

I am a leader. It's who I am. It's who I wanna be.

Finn

I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!

Mercedes

Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.

Emma

Sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer, even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.

Emma

I gotta go load up the guns for the football picture!

Puck
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