I insist on only being shot from the left side.

Rachel

I am a leader. It's who I am. It's who I wanna be.

Finn

I can't be co-captain. No time. Kwanza!

Mercedes

Ken has a lot of flaws. He has 74 flaws as of yesterday.

Emma

Sometimes things sound a lot different coming from a peer, even if that peer is as annoying as Rachel.

Emma

I gotta go load up the guns for the football picture!

Puck

I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore, but I'm still her on the inside.

Quinn

School pictures are everything to me. They're great practice for the paparazzi.

Rachel

You three are boring me now. I'm gonna go do something else.

Sue

While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.

Sue

The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit.

Emma

Glee Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

While they were in there, I told them to go ahead and yank out those tear ducts. Wasn't using them.

Sue

The wedding was gonna be in Hawaii but they told me I couldn't bring my own fruit.

Emma