Glee

Glee "Never Been Kissed" Quotes

Beiste: You really think I'm pretty, Will?
Will: Inside and out.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Will [to Beiste]: You are a beautiful, amazing woman whose heart is just too big for most men to stand.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Beiste: Maybe I'll get a job as a cooler at a honky tonk bar. Maybe an ice road trucker.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Santana: If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: You can't punch the gay out of me any more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: Coach Beiste quit?
Sue: I believe I just said that Annie Sullivan. You want me to sign it into your palm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: I don't pay for food. It's my thing, yo. We're gonna dine and dash.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: You two show up at Breadsticks tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up.
Santana: You are so cool.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beiste: Watch your tone with me, missy. You crap on my leg. I'll cut it off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina [to Mike]: You could be my very own Situation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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