Burt: I looked liked Tony Orlando.
Blaine: Was that a designer?

I'm going to go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates.

Brittany

I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.

Kurt

This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.

Brittany

All I ask is that whomever I choose, that you be as supportive of him as I've been of you and Quinn even though I'm dying everyday inside.

Rachel

I traded love for a fourth consecutive national championship.

Jesse

So are you in? My ass-istant bad ass?

Puck

I have no criticisms, go with God Satan, Santana.

Kurt

Lauren: I look like a lemon meringue pie.
Brittany: I think you look delicious.

Getting a thumbs up from him is like getting a thumbs up from Joan and Melissa Rivers.

Tina

So, I don't have a date. I'm just going to dance. Then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So your dates are really my dates.

Brittany

Prom is like our Oscars.

Santana

Glee Season 2 Episode 20 Quotes

Prom is like our Oscars.

Santana

Where does Lauren keep your balls?

Jacob