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Glee

Brittany: Just because I'm giving you this interview doesn't mean I'm not still mad at you. I know you started smoking again.
Lord Tubbingtons: (Looks away)

We need you Sam and you need the music.

Rachel

Thanks for the invite ladies. You know what I call an afternoon where I'm getting drunk? An afternoon.

April

You know what they say? Those who can't, teach. Turns out, maybe you actually can. Think about that the next time you prop your butt chin up on one of those little toilets.

Sue

Oh how I've missed your insanity.

Kurt

Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. Sorry, no offense.

You're the hottest girl in school and I wear saddle shoes on legs that don't work.

Artie

Well Mama drinks her dinner these days.

April

My all white production of The Wiz was a disaster.

April
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