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Everyone in that room is my family. And I didn't want the last thing you guys heard from me is some snarky comment about how I never get solos.


At the risk of stepping out of character, I brought donuts to calm everyone's frayed nerves.


[to Will] I have punched a charging hippo square in the face and not been as scared as I am right now.

Coach Beiste

And hey, why worry about carbs when we're all gonna die anyway?


Sam, despite your outlandishly low test scores, you're a genius.


I'm really surprised that Jesus Christ Superstar has chosen to end the world this way instead of the way he killed off the dinosaurs which was a global yeast infection.

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