Glee

Glee "Silly Love Songs" Quotes

Quinn: I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The second time I got mono.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Santana: Holy Sweet Hell! They're fooling around! I KNOW what cheating looks like, I do it all the time.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel [to Santana]: The only job you are going to have is working on a pole!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I’ve had mono so many times I’ve turned into stereo.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will Schuester: Ok, guys I've got one word for you.

Brittany: Is it Love? I'm totally going to graduate now!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
Quinn: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Rachel: She's prettier than me.
Finn: Would you stop? ... You're beautiful.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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